Are computers male or female? What do you think?:

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Edit: Henrik, this is a forum of all ages. Do not post remarks that are innapropriate for kids. Please read my PM to you.

that's what I was thinking.

I wonder If the Mods will edit your post...

Just to let u know, in french, spanish, portuguese and italian PCs are male, I don't know about the rest.

You winding me up

So I guess the only chance you had of sticking something into anything really, was your pc that gave you a buzz and turned your life arround and did wonders for you...well they do say no one forgets their 1st time!!


ok my old PC had to have been a male, it never followed any commands, it was SLOW, it had too many viruses just when I was going to get it to download something, the only time I could turn it on properly was to pull something out of its back and ram it right back in again...it worked like a dream for a while after that...than once I got tired of it...I ditched it and got me a much better model


PS guys I was kidding don't take it to heart!!

Trust you!

*Inspired by Little Britains character Vicky Pollard*........

Shut uap, no way, I didn't do nuffin to no one shut uap, I wasn't even near this here thread, cuz my friend who has just bought her own puter, that she stole from pc world, but you didn't hear that from me shut uap, anyway she sent me a pm about another guy that sent her a pm and someone sent the pm on to my ex friend who got drunk and came on here when I wasnt looking and took over my pc, but she didn't to nuffin to no thread, she was just drunk and she is only 10 but looks more like 15, anyway she didn't do nuffin, cuz she told me that she recieved a dirty pm from some other gurl that must have been on the same time and she must have wrote it, and if she says she didn't, don't listen toher cuz shes's a lezzie



As for me I'm too sweet and innocent to post such a thing...shut aup!! LOL

If your computer is inconsistent(aka-moody)then it is most likely female
If it runs smoothly with little fuss, then its male

you keep telling yourself that LOL


funny how a lot of machinery/gadgets are classed as females...like men and their motors for example..."I just bought this new car and she moves like a dream" I guess for those that say that have got cars with CLASS! wink wink say no more

haha it's all funny... well for me it's my wife... i do everything on it... and it's really smooth.

And has your wife ever caught you doing the business with your PC?

So, in the end, did they ever decide which it was?

Can u explain the meaning of that? I dont know .

It's a male, because of this clip

Check it out

Source

I would say that computers would be female.

You need to push the right buttons to turn it on.