A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.......
Says "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend lying in bed replies "I think you'll find that's a sheep."
The man returns "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Full Version: The Pig and the Sheep
He must be from Arkansas.
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