I gotta get this off my chest, but, why not get Steve Irwin to wrestle the cryptids down to the ground? He's going up against a giant croc, so why not Bigfoot?
Another way is, to get a group of fifty men, with twenty five hunting dogs, and helecopters.
Or if you're desprate, do what I do. ::Holds up TNT plundger.::

I agree with you! I do NOT understand why there's never been any huntings of any kind! (just wanna say that i am NOT pro-hunt!) it should be fairly easy to hunt down large animals like bigfoot. And don't come and say that there're so rare and nobody hardly sees them... There are some expert trackers around the world how wouldn't have any problems hunting them down! I really don't want it killed or captured, put some real good pics and movieclips and hairsamples wouldn't hurt!

Exactly what I mean! Or the Croc Hunter? He's possibly wrestled with giant crocs, and stuff, and he is a good tracker, he could find Bigfoot, wrangle him up and hog tie him.

There is a tracker right on this forum that just enjoys watchin what they are up to.


Lapi'che

... thats kool idea...any media-man reading....

Yeah i know! I've heard about you, and read some of your posts... But why don't ANYONE try to track someone down and get some evidence? I don't mean killing it or catch it, just u know... get something good on tape and samples

Is it so that we who DO believe are so scared that we might be wrong that we don't do anything about it? because it has got to be US that gets this done! those who do not believe thinks we're all cracy and don't give a f*ck... see what I mean everyone?

Maybe you and Steve Irwin are our best chances of finding bigfoot, Piney, I can see this happening.
Piney and Steve are inches away from Bigfoot.
Piney: Now we don't wanna scare him, Steve, so be very quiet...
Steve: CRIKEY! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF `IM! RIGHT! I'M GONNA `AVE TO JUMP ON `IS BACK AND TAKE HIM TO THE GROUND! BLIMEY! THERE `E GOES! GORGUSE! NOW! I'M GONNA `AVE TO CHASE THE BUGGA AROUND THE WOODS! COME ON MATE!
Piney: Thats not really queit...

*Picks Steve's ragged bloody body off ground*
* Shakes it like a wet dish rag*
*drops it*

Aww! what can you do?


Lapi'che

Ok, maybe Steve isn't the best idea. How about Steve Irwin, Mr.T, Hulk Hogan, Alice Cooper, Animal, The Rock, and the Muppet Bigfoot named Sweetums?
Steve: RIGHT! I GOT `IM TO THE GROUND! TERRY BRING THE TRUCK ROUND!
BigFoot:I say, old chap, I've seem to misplaced my monicale while you where trying to get me to the ground, be a good lad and help me find it. Oh, it's nearly time for tea, would you like a cup?
Steve: CRIKEY!

Just give me 'Animal' from the Muppets and Alice Cooper. They would have it covered. Ole Alice Cooper has a mean golf swing and has developed powerful arms........


Lapi'che

Which Alice Cooper you thinking of? I'm talking about the one that had a rock group.

The worlds' first' shock rocker. Yeah, he golfs with Arnold Palmer now. I guess we all get old.


Lapi'che

Uh...guys.No one will ever capture bigfoot.They can't get past his ability to telepathically read the hunter's minds and know exactly how to avoid them.It's true...believe it...or not.

Vidgange:

I don't think it would matter much if someone turned in hair samples from Bigfoot. Recently, several residents of Teslin, Canada (Yukon Province) reported to have seen a large human-like creature fitting Bigfoot's description walking on the edge of town. Apparently the creature (Bigfoot?), left a trail of large footprints as well as a tuft of hair, yet scientist dismissed it as being a bison.

I think the only way you can convince scientist and the general public that these things truly exist - is to haunt it and haul it in while videotaping the whole incident. Even then, there will be scientists trying to debunk the event as being a hoax!

Yeah, I know how sad sceintists can be... Thinking they know it all! Well, folks, that's just plain stupid and arogant! NO-ONE knows everything... I see big faults in modern sceince, but it's still the best we got...

I really don't wanna hunt down a bigfoot since every american would come out and kill it (you guys got a lot of guns! ), but I want proof! As it is now, I'm not overhelmingly confinced! :-/

Pheremonal detection has nothing to do with telepathy. They can smell every emotion. Like a horse can but better. Every emotional state gives off a scent. That is where sexual attraction comes from. Women discharge a scent than the man unconciously smells.
They can smell them all. Probably as protection against mega fauna predators. But you are right in one thing. They know your coming before you know they are there.


Lapi'che

Hello Piney,thanx for the thoughtful reply.Pheremonal detection is one thing,of course.Telepathy is another.There have been many reports in which these creatures are described as communicating via telepathy with the witnesses.I believe all bf have this ability.They also have the power to instill incrdible amounts of irrational fear into peoples minds.I have,unfortunately,been the recipient of this strange bf power so I am speaking solely from personal experience here.I have interviewed other witnesses who attest to much the same.They can even call to you,using
a little known nickname,in your own mothers voice!
I would be interested to hear your thoughts about bf's place on the food chain,as you say their pheremonal detection ability is probably for protection against mega fauna predators.ALL animals run from bf-even grizzlies.Which animal do you think could possibly prey on the sasquatch?

It is both a pheremonal detection and discharge. It jives with the Creek, Cherokee, and my own tribe, the Nanticoke's legends which say the creature is harmless but scares you pantless. The Scottish legends also report the same unbridled fear.
As for anything preying on him. I think homo sapiens. The "fear factor" caused a negitive reaction in homo sapiens that is why the bible says "Giants were evil " and the pre-Christian Germanic and Slavic tribes hunted them as sacrifices ( Burning of the Wildman)

Lapi'che

Piney-I dont think bf has anything to worry about humans harming him-as he seems to be able to take every direct shot-even from high calibres-without any apparent effect.Not a single bf body or bone supports the fact that he just may be impervious to bullets and,therefore,not a flesh and blood creature as we know them.

Hey Lapi'che Link Please LOL ---- But seriously - can you provide the back up to Alice & Arnold playing rounds together? I'd really like to read more about that!! True enough, we do all get old....just some of us sooner than others. Cheers man!

******As for the purpose of this thread - ways of catching cryptids - well ummmm ahhhhh, it's really nothing I've ever contemplated before but, if I had to pick someone to do the job I'd go with sending in a small group of UFC fighters - for example let's just go with the last 3 winners from UFC #56~Full Force - that took place just this past Saturday - I'm sending in Rich Franklin, Georges St. Pierre & Matt Hughes - those guys are the real deal and they don't call them ULTIMATE fighters for nothing. If those boys can't capture and bring one home, I reckon nobody can.

Well, I guess it's very possible that BF's been hunted down by humans: homo sapiens did efter all slay much bigger "beasts": mammuth ringing any bells?
But seriously: we'd still need an explination off the missing bones... If slaying a big prey the early man used to take trophies as a memory - and where are all the BF's bones in human graves? I think the lack of bones over all in cryptozoology is disturbing... Seacreatures I understand; after all that tend to sink to the bottom...

Someone will eventually level one on the highway in a Mack truck. Does ACME sell large boxes and then we can put some bait under a propped up end? :Pull the string and the stick comes out bring closed the trap. Patten Pending.......Seriously back to the pheramone thing. Could a hominids sense of smell be better than say a bloodhounds......segue in to my hypothesis. They could smell the traps and avoid them.

I just got done watching the Great Muppet Caper, and I thought of something. If the Muppets where real, send them to do it. Think about it, Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Animal, Statler, Waldorf, Rizzo, Rowlf, Zoot, Lips, Floyd, Lew, Marvin, Angus, VanNeuter, Julius Strangepork, Annie, George, Sam, Dr.Teeth, Janice, Floyd, Sal, Johny, Crazy Harry(My hero!), Nigel, Lenny, Droop, Boppity, Sweetums, Bobo, Pepe`, Clifford, Mulch, FooFoo, Baskervill, Gloat, Digit, Leon, Bean, Hilda, Mildred, Scooter, Bunsen, Beaker, Robin, Gaffer, Catgut, Muppy, Swedish Chef, Miss Mousie, Wayne & Wanda, Uncle Deadly, Pops, Gramps, Camilla, Tex, Lou, Lewis, The Newsman, Beauregard, Lubbock, Bubba, Fleet, Camilla, LunchOn Counter Monster, Miss Kitty, Phoob, Captain Link Hogthrob, Gnarl, Thog, Doglion Beast, and Brewster. (Extra credit to those who know most of these!)
Bigfoot is eight feet tall? Thog is eleven feet tall. Sweetums himself is Nine Feet, and Doglion is Ten, and five inches, if horns are included. Then there's the insane/ crazy people, Animal, Digit, Gloat, Phoob, Lew Zealand, Marvin Suggs, Crazy Harry, Sal, Boppity, Gloat, Miss Kitty, and Lunch on Counter Monster, and Gnarl.
Muppets would be the best weapon on anything, there are millions of them, and thats not including Sesame street, Fraggle Rock, or anything else.
Bigfoot v.s. Thousands of phsychotic, angry, furry, hip, and insane things, chickens, rats, dogs, bears, pigs, monsters, Bigfoot will be all WTF! God, I AM SUCH A FREAKIN NERD!

^ You might be a nerd. But you certainly are hilarious
"Skunk ape chased her into traffic" LMAO I spit coffee on my screen..........

Lapi'che

Horses can smell better than bloodhounds. So can vultures. So why not?


Lapi'che

Piney, think about it, Muppet's clinging to you, pulling you down with there weight. I think it would bring bigfoot down,

lol, I think the idea of Steve, Animal, Alice Cooper and the rest is a total blast, should make it a show like survivor, lmao!!!

As for hunting Bigfoot, anyone ever hunt or was ever hunted by a Grizzly? Those things are canny, sly and vicious. And they are known denizens of the same areas as Bigfoot. Now add natural or unnatural Camo, which if I remember correctly Bigfoot supposely has, along with intelligence.
Bye the way, you need 2 people to hunt Grizz, 1 about 20m ahead of the 2nd hunter, the Grizz picks up on the leader, circles around to attack from the rear, and hopefully the 2nd hunter spots and shoots it before the 1st hunter becomes lunch, lol.
Now I do not know about you, but you are welcome to try and hunt ether, lmao

Bigfoots love cheese, we know this. So we get a french person, tie them up and send them out into the woods. when bigfoot gets cheese drunk from eating him we put him in a cage. simple.

And alice cooper did play golf to help him with his drinking. s'true

We have an excess of French Politicians, their from Quebec, will they work??? LMAO

The reason no one sends out hunters is because not many finicially successful people want to "waste their money" chasing a ghost of a creature, that no one knows exists or not. Sure, people might send out small groups of people, but mostly just curious rednecks with a rifle and a camera. Corporate bigshots that could afford to organize such a venture would be losing tons of dough, especially if they got zip-po, nothing, natta, which is the 99% of the outcome.