A MAN sought the help of a medium after he got tired of a female ghost who wanted to have sex with him every night for the last 16 years, China Press reported.

The 34-year-old man from Kuala Lumpur, known only as Kelvin, said he felt very tired every night as the long-haired ghost would lure him into making love with her by appearing in different images.

“I have been having bad luck since she appeared in my dream. I have not been able to get married although I have had five girlfriends.

“My employers fired me because I could not concentrate on my work,” Kevin said, adding that he had changed jobs at least 10 times.

Kelvin said his nightmare began when he was 18. He believed that the ghost had attached itself to him when he was at a research institute in Kepong.

When he sought help from a medium, Kelvin was told the ghost was that of a woman who committed suicide after a failed love 30 years ago.

A netherworld “wedding” ceremony was held and the medium burnt three paper dolls – representing the bridegroom, a driver and a maid, to accompany the ghost, the newspaper reported.

The medium also announced during the ceremony that the driver would receive a monthly salary of RM1,000 and the maid, RM800.

Sin Chew Daily reported that a group of people had set up a “lazy-man village” in a rural area in Guang Zhou where they could enjoy a relaxed lifestyle every day.

The group comprised those who did not want to face competition in work; had no interest in earning more money; and did not want to be hardworking.

The village, which now has nine families, came out with a set of rules on working together to farm and to rear livestock for food.

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16yrs sounds like he hated every minute of it?



Am I missing something here?

I missed it too.

seems like an excuse for a lousy life

Maybe a succube!!! but having sex everynight is not bad i think ^^ however if it's not during till morning lol

Hey, compared to the wailing, vicious, evil spirits that most talk about this is worlds better, I would'nt mind, I mean.... A lady that takes various alluring forms and lets you bang her constantly?

I don't know any man that would mind that kind of thing. Maybe he was confused about his sexuality (no offense to anyone).

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I like sex just as much as the rest of you, but not every darn night...no way...thats too much like hard work

Some people are so spoiled. oh well, If he dosent want it ill take it.

Edited for gross general incompetence.

Maybe having sex with a ghost is completely different than mating with that of the same species (?). I mean, us humans in the world are born with the common instinct to mate with the other gender (with a few exceptions) but with a ghost instead of a physical being? Interesting.

Where is my sex ghost

Man some people have the life, er i mean afterlife

The story doesnt make sense. The first half made sense and the second half was like from a different article.

I heard that the porno ghost showed up later and whanted ghost support....

This is the weirdest thing that I have ever read in this section.

i think everyone love sex but every night we are not machine

At this stage of my life, I'm ready to pay that ghost to come over!

Now thats a ghost! Wait no...........

funny huh missed the whole story even am frm Msia..

Gosh, wish i had a sex-ghost of pwnage, dont get to hear "not toinght hun." just bang till it falls off

Wish I had a ghost like that, LOL!

OH NO TED BUNDY!

How do you have sex with a ghost? When you ejaculate does it not go all over you and your bed? Does the ghost do oral?

Yeah you see the thing about a sex hungry ghost is that is simply put as retarded, what kind of a ghost would be perverted like that?


But yes I would enjoy having one coming over to my house anyday ( lord help me it doesn't hurt )

Noticing some of these posts, I don't think the ghost is the only perverted one.

HA! HA! HA! That was funny.



Although with me I'm very sarcastic

Sure ya are.

He he, you got me on that one.

Other benefits: the ghost surely won't get pregnant; you don't have to worry about STDs, and you don't have to buy her dinner! And she won't be able to hold the remote control.

Now that is funny.