I am so use to having a man around to do something for me
That today I decided to break out of my post break up funky
And do something I have never done for myself and it taught
Me something very weird.

So I thought hey, I am going to carve up the rest of the turkey
And make sandwiches for my friends at school tomorrow. I
Have never done something like this before so I begin carving.

Every time I sliced a piece of meat off that poor dead bird I
Felt like crap. It was the most horrifying experience I have
Ever had. I started looking at his legs and the space where his
Head goes and I was disgusted at myself.

I said screw it and threw the bird to the dogs. That is it people,
I am becoming a vegetarian. I cant stand to do that to another
Animal!

Thats a weird one...

Are you planning on wearing leather?
It's good to do so, make sure you get LOTS of protein and take multi-vitamins.

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