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Tenteijfs
A robber almost bungled a hold-up when he wrapped up his face so tightly that his victim couldn't tell what he wanted.

The man walked in to the newsagents in Cologne, Germany, and mumbled something at cashier Michaela Sobor.

But the 24-year-old said she couldn't understand a word he was saying and asked him to repeat himself.

"I didn't realise it was a robbery, I just thought he had wrapped himself up warm because of the cold weather," she said.

She added it was only when he pushed his way behind the counter and pointed a gun at her that she realised what he wanted.

The man was able to make off with over £1,000 in cash. Police are now asking for witnesses to come forward to help in their investigation.

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laugh.gif This story should be made into a skit on SNL.
Maekrix
rofl. Yeah, that's hilarious. I bet next time that woman sees someone in winter clothes and mumbling from the cold, she'll think its a robbery. heheh
Tenteijfs
Yeah. I don't think she is going to forget this incident any time soon.
JMPD1
"witnesses described the robber as "rather like that 'Kenny' fellow from South Park"......


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Yelekiah
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Tenteijfs
QUOTE(JMPD1 @ Nov 30 2005, 08:34 AM) [snapback]955327[/snapback]

"witnesses described the robber as "rather like that 'Kenny' fellow from South Park"......
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Oh, man that was perfect laugh.gif
nativechick1989
QUOTE(JMPD1 @ Nov 30 2005, 06:34 AM) [snapback]955327[/snapback]

"witnesses described the robber as "rather like that 'Kenny' fellow from South Park"......
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That's funny!
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