Yes I'm tired.
For years I've blamed it on a lack of vitamins, pollution, food additives, obesity and a million other things that make you wonder if life is worth living.

But I've found out it isn't these things,

I'm tired due to over work, the population of this country is 55 million. 25 million are retired, that leaves 30 million to do the work. There are 19 million in school, that leaves 11 million. Of this total a further 2 million are unemployed, and 4 million are employed by the government.

That leaves 5 million to do the work. 1 million of these are in the armed forces leaving 4 million. From that 3 million are employed by Borough Councils.

With the last million people 620,000 are in hospital and a further 379,998 are in prison.
Leaving only 2 people to do the work.

YOU and ME and you're sat on your back side reading this!

No wonder I'm so tired!!

And you were on your backside typing this! XD

And you where on your backside reading this

As you posted this on the World Wide Web, you might find the majority of people on this forum will disagree with you?