Oxford University Entrance Exam General Paper

9am till opening time
Candidates must not:
Write on more than one piece of paper.
Blow nose on exam room curtains.
Dispose of empty beer cans by throwing at other candidates.

Marks will be deducted for bad spelling, and writtng wihtc is diffikut to read. At the end of exam , will candiates please impale their answer papers on the nail provided on the front door.
1. What language is spoken by French Canadians?

2. Give important characteristics of ancient Babalonia Empire with reference to literature, law and social conditions or give the first names of the Spice girls.

3.What religion is the Pope? - Jewish, Catholic, Hindu or Buddist (one only).

4. There were six Kings of England called George, the last being George VI. Name the other five.

5. In the 1973 Sheepdog Trials, how many were found guilty?

6. Do you understand Newton's Law of Gravity? Answer Yes or No.

7. Who was the winning jockey in the All Ireland Greyhound Derby 1971?

8.Who invented Stephenson's Rocket?

9. What is a siver dollar made of? Gold, lead, polyester, or silver.

10. Make an estimate of how questions are in this paper. Must be within 0.3 either way.

No wonder only Genius's go to Oxford!

That's hilarious, and insulting.