Dear Santa honey,

I have been a most groovy and wholesome Dot this year. Definately on the good girls list *crosses fingers* Ok...I only caused a wee bit of trouble, but that's forgiven right?

Now since you didn't bring me my Fiji vacation last year big guy, perhaps you will consider Mexico this year. That or Malibu Rum. I'm a pretty flexible Dot.

As always Santa …I will leave the wet bar open and a bucket full of ice.

Be good Santa, you groovy red dude! See ya on the 24th.

love
Dot

Dear Santa:

I'm asking for the same thing I asked for last year. Only this time I'd like a blue one. You have failed me before, fat man. Please don't make me go over your head and talk to Jeebus. I've been a good boy. You know this.

Snuffs.

Dear Santa

Snuffs is serious, you should have seen the problems he caused for the Easter Bunny.

love Dot

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!



~NC

Dear Santa,

I swear all I am asking for this yr is a date- a real one. Where I can go eat and drink some ice tea- but this time can the date be with a man who is not my daddy?

Loves,

101

Dear Santa,

I'm sorry that I attacked you last year, I wasn't expecting some random male to just waltz into my house. How's your back?

This year I would like some cash, Jager and some unexpected days off of work in the ER. No, I won't do that so don't even think about it. I don't dig old males in red .

I'll be outside waiting, I want to pet the reindeer

Love,

Pandy

P.S. Kangaroo needs a new toothbrush as well

Dear Santa,

I'll try to make this short and sweet. You obviously are in need of a map. I know, I know....real men don't ask directions, but seeing as how you have missed my house for the past several years, I have thoughtfully included a very detailed map. Also included is my list. The contract for a certain someone's head is negotiable, and we can talk when you get here the 24th.
I might not be a good woman, but I'm damn good company.

Thanks big guy,

Lila

PS....the rumors about me and the elves are unfounded and have almost no truth to them.

Dear Santa

I dont know why I am writing this letter because I know you are not real. I have known now for 6 weeks. But just in case my daughter was lieing or genuinely got it wrong, please could I have a new pair of socks, because it wouldnt be Christmas without them.


Lots of Love and Hugs

Welsh Shaun


P.S. Okay, and a bottle of Jack Daniels, but make it a full bottle this year please!!

Dear Santa,

I would very much like a Vivienne Westwood necklace. Don't get my sister anything

Love,

Star xx

Dear Santa,

I'll put out the fire this time.


-Yelekiah

Dear Santa,

Thank you so much for the pair of socks you brought me last Christmas. I would really appreciate another pair....but don't put yourself out or anything....if need be, I can keep wearing this pair for another year.

Oh, and all that stuff I said about Mrs. Clause...I was just kidding...really...I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot North Pole.

You Rock,

Joc

Dear Santa

I wish i could say im sorry for beating u at BF2 yesterday BUT I WON't U SUCK AT BF2!! lol

really u got to pay ur debts were's my rocket laucher u better give it to me or ill make u swim with the fishes OOOOOOoooo!!

Dear Santa,

All I want is for the rash to go away this year!

With warm regards,

Fly

Dear Santa,
I won't leave cookies and milk on the table this year, seeing as you threw the glass against the wall and made quite a mess. Did the guy next door give you red wine or soemthing?
Using your Jesus powers, please smite that guy, and I'd also love for you to get Jesus to threaten Namco to put out SC3 on the gamecube.
I also want a few games.

From a kid who thinks that the guy who played Achilles in 'Helen of Troy' was actually one of your elves undercover.

(Spying to see if Priam was naughty or nice)

Xander

Dear Santa

I have been a good girl this month honest!! So I was wondering if you could bring me the laptop I have been asking for for the past 2 years, and a top of the range digi camera, along with a huge printer that can take A3 paper.
While you are at it could you bring my lil girl some baby toys, I know I said I would buy them, but if you bring them, it will save me the money, and to sweeten the deal you don't have to get my BF anything.

If you can do this and overlook some of the bad things I have done this year, I promise I will forget all about the BMX I had asked you for back in 1980

Just one more thing Santa...remember last year when I asked for a blank cheque? Well you can drop it under the tree this year

Here's hoping

Beckys Mom

Oh! I have a better one!

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Dear Santa,

Please bring me pressies for me AND my girlfriend, because I'm too cheap and refuse to go out and buy some for her

Prepare to jump on board a short flight to Viva La Dumpsville

Hehe, she knows I'm joking when I say that.... I'll get her something good...

raeD atnaS,

llA I tnaw si pleh htiw ym aixelsid melborp.

sknahT

Dear Santa,

I would like Mrs Clause phone number, a laptop and lots of CDs.

HA too late I got in there 1st with my request for a laptop

All i want for chrismas is * CIA Agent busts open door *

CIA Agent: ur under arrest for taking over the * confidencial CIA files *

MoG : HAH!! u walked right into my trap u CIA scum

CIA Agent: NOOO!!

MoG: now to find the hidden files of Area 51

CIA Agent : OVER MY DEAD BODY! * rips open net *

MoG : HAH!! u fell into my trap within a trap, trap

CIA Agent breaks free and action sequnce ensuses

MoG: this is pointless y am i staying here when i can free all the aleins good by Austin Powers we shall meet again * dadada Daaaaa *

Dear Santa,


I am only asking for 1 thing. My hubby to bring home a really big bonus check so I can go spend it.


Teapot

dear santa,

all i want this year is that my boyfriends car will be fixed in time for him to come bk from home in time for snowball! Cinderella cant go to the ball alone! And i miss him so much! xxxx

Santa,

How are you! I am fine, (as if you didnt know, you can see everything!). Anyhoo. I have been VERY good this year. There have been at least 30000 times, in which, I have had the most powerful desire to kick the living crap out of someone, but yet, I resisted. And i have not hurt anyone (besides my brother ) this year. SO I want a cell phone. MORE than anything in the world! Please Santa, if you dont, I will bne driven into a pit of bitter depression and start hurting people!!!

Sincerly

The-Definitley-On-The-Good-Boy-List-Kid,
John

Please Santa,

I want to go home. I took a trip on Virgin Airlines and I don't think I can fly twice, right?

Dear Santa,
I know that your the one who took that 7$ off my dresser last year. If you break into my house again I'll call the cops.

Sincerly, MJB222

PS: There is a landmine waiting for you at the bottom of my chimney.

dear santa...

coz my birthdays in december, you think you can screw mw over on presents!? well you cant. and i a wil surley enclose a complaint to your management supervisor

Dear Santa,

I have commited these following deadly sins:

Glutton: Everyone in European settlements eats more than they need.
Greed: I bought a chocolate bar, but I didn't share it will the whole 6 billion people in the world, just my girlfriend.
Sloth: I sleep in one Saturdays
Lust: My hormones want sex.
Pride: I was happy for a few accomplishments. Like my end of year average: 95%.
Envy: I envy the PS2 supporters, because they have SC3.

But hey, if you don't give me presents, I will ******* kick the **** out of your ****!

Okay, now you can add Wrath to the list.

From
Xander.


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Gawd I hope John Doe from Se7en isn't reading this

Dear Santa,

i would really like a completed research paper on arranged marriages in india, connected to the book 'nectar in a sieve'...for...err... my sister? never know when it might come in handy...

-ashley

p.s. sorry about last year. i didn't know you were deathly allergic to nuts. i'll quit leaving those kinds of cookies out from now on. i did, however, pay your emergency room bill.

santa,


one million bucks is enough. thanks in advance.

lov lots,
butitorp


P.S. Are you related with Bill Gates or somthing?

Dear Santa…

Please except my sincerest apologies for the mix up last year, concerning the wire poker and four lumps of coal. Mrs Crantis (at #4 - from neighbourhood watch) said she saw a prowler on my roof, and whipped me up into a fit of frenzy by spilling my prized cucumbers and horseradish soup all over my Yule log: and what with my glasses at the opticians because I mistook the security van for the Number 9 return bus, I was in a bit of a flap when a bright red looking fat man dropped down my chimney. So please lift the Restraining Order and pay me a visit this year, as my glasses are fixed and Mrs Crantis is in a retirement home for the mentally insane, and will not provoke violence.

Ps. Could I have a new fire poker because the Smithy has never been able to straighten in properly!

Kryso

Dear Santa,
I have tried...somewhat, to be good this whole year.
But as you know,... a year is a very long time.
Please bring me something this year......anything,
except for another lump of coal like I got last year.


Love & Hugs,


P.S.
I know you understand about the little incident that
happened with your sleigh over the summer.
It was a complete accident,.... really.

Dear Santa,

Please bring me lots of coal. I hear it's selling pretty high lately, or even better, bring me petrol.

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Dear Santa

My girlfriend wants a guitar.

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dear santa

the presents you gave me last time sucked, i wanted a toy choo-choo, not a gold watch, u fat @$$ ( ) anyway, this year, i want world peace. nah just kidding, i want an 12 gauge shotgun.

hate
Weird_al_wonnabe

Santa, i would like some E, so that I can die happily.

oh yea...dying is always fun

OMG I LOVE YOU! Your avatar just cured my depression.

well gee... I'm speechless

Woo hoo.

Dear Mr. C.

I think I was a good girl this yr. Except that one time. But I am sure you forgive me. I had my reasons.

But How about you leave me some of that herbal tea that the jolly elves drink.

Tis the season to be jolly,

101

dear santa

plase camn i have a monkey

thanks

from Alex (xsas_daughter)

Dear Santa,

I would like you to disregard what I did last new year. It really wasn't my fault... Pandy started the fire I swear, or maybe it was 101.

Uh never mind
Hippie

Dear santa.

I have your raindeers and mrs claus. leave 1 million pounds by the large fur tree by noon, or you won't see your loved ones again.

Dear santa,

I'd like money and maybe a bit more money. I'd also like more RAM and a newer, better graphics card for my pc.

mark out.

Dear Santa.
Smite the following companies:
- Valve
- Optus
- Apple

Ta

Dear Santa,

I dont appreciate you breaking into my house last Christmas. We have a door you know. You sure did break lots of glass, you a**wipe. I hope you enjoyed the milk and cookies I left. I spiked both of them in order for you to leave me more gifts without noticing. It didnt work.

I know it was you that stole my toilet seat and four light bulbs from my corridor. Still, I love you, so for this Xmas..

I wouldnt mind getting those lightbulbs back.

Anyway, warmest and kindest regards,

FT

Dear Santa ,
I regret my last letter to you, as I realized a bear trap would make you suffer more than a land mine. Then, if you are still kicking, you will be shot by tooth picks out of an air rifle.

Season's Greetings , MJB222.

P.S: For Christmas I want about 1 million of those little plastic army men and a magnifying glass. Oh-yeah and a submarine, a fire truck, and a tank. Real ones. Don't ask why.

Dear Santa...

I pretty much know I'm getting lots of the stuff I want, but I'd like to make one thing clear: I'll go insane if I don't get a Nine inch Nails CD, preferably 'With Teeth'.

Love, Werewolf of Doom

1 day to go guys!!! get these posted!!!
it would be funny if dot was really santa trying to find out what we all want

Dear Santa Merry Christmas
Well If You Would be So Kind to me.Can You Send me Some Good Harry Potter Stuff and BackStreet Boy's New Album "Never Gone" I would love it up!
Thanks
Yours Zeeshan
Pakistan

Dear Santa.

You were supposed to drink the Vodka from the glass, not the bottle, you retard.

I bet you were flying crooked for the rest of the night.