Rooting through the dregs of cyberspace I found some disturbing phots from Sesame Street. Long thought a bastion of goodwill and education...well just look. The worst is that Bert guy....pure evil.

Double drats, apparently my plan was foiled by those dang muppets.... Okay, I cannot upload the file (evidence) so now my face is red.....please ignore this.

Har har,
those muppets can't outsmart me....

Bert in Jerry Springer's Show

This shot was taken from a Dutch episode of the "Jerry Springer Show" which was (according to the newspapers) banned from network television stations in the USA. It appears Bert is harassing innocent people from the opposite sex. And being confronted with this fact on national television Bert attempted to rape the two girls just hours after the show was recorded.
The Caption reads "Leave us alone you stupid muppet"

Also!!
On July 25th, 1976, this picture (frame 35A72) of the Cydonia region of Mars (at 41 deg. N latitude 9.5 deg. longitude) was photographed by Viking Orbiter 1. The mission was to identify potential landing sites for the Viking Lander 2. As you can see this landform bears a striking resemblance to the evil Bert. This photograph was suppressed by higher-ups in our government and an alternate landing site for Viking 2 was selected.

Here is the last known interview with Kermit the Frog before Bert got ahold of him! Read and never look at Sesame Street the same way ever again! (this is of course if you know the show Sesame Street)

Interviewer: How well do you know Bert?

Kermit: I've known him for over fifteen years now.

Interviewer: Has he always been violent?

Kermit: Actually, no - I think it all started with the Bottle caps?

Interviewer: Could you explain?

Kermit: Well he had this bottle cap collection.. and one day he lost one, he was searching all over Sesame Street for it, well he went around raging, threatening to kill. He was so paranoid, he was blaming it on poor old Grover. He was shaking Grover around beating him up.

Interviewer: Then what?

Kermit: Well good ol' Mr. Hooper found a solution... he got a bottlecap that looked exactly like the one Bert lost and gave it to him. He pretended that he found it.

Interviewer: How often did these episodes of madness happen?

Kermit: Often after that. He would be caught stealing Maria's underwear. He tried to rape Prairie Dawn a few times.

Interviewer:Prairie Dawn?

Kermit: She's one of the girl Muppets here in Sesame, Bert's affections of love were turned down by her a few times... then Bert got violent. He would corner her into dark corners of the Street, and assault her. Bert is a really evil person, I wish he would be put to jail.

Interviewer: Why have you made no actions toward this?

Kermit: He threatens to kill us, he has friends in a Columbian Drug Mafia you know. He says if anyone reports... he's gonna have them skinned alive. We are all scared.

LOL buhibuhi-kun

I knew there was something just-not-right about them strange creatures... Gave nightmares all through childhood!

....pure evil.....evil I say....and strange....

Though it has been long speculated that Dennis Rodman and Bert were old friends, no proof has validated this claim till this recent photograph. It is assumed that Rodman's "evil as I wanna be" attitude can be attributed to his relations to the muppet. Bert has also been caught dressed in drag at Hooper's Store late at night.