hello people my name is jonathan and I am an australian alien from the south coast of australia I dont like giving out information about my planet so I will make this swift I have never told anybody about my existence but I would say all of it is best kept to yourself and give out no planetary information to people who are not alien I was just a bit interested in andy lloyd and I just wanted to speak to him in private no human conversation will takes its place as you know I am a hybrid and we have very advanced technology but we are not at all like other aliens like the chozo or the greys the zeta reticuli have been on australia for years on end just because humans have no alienoid connection these days
some humans will not know that aliens are out there and there are ufos I had dreams about my ship and am hoping to go back to it soon in the future hopefully I will.

PM me...If you look at all my posts, i'm worthy...I'd love to hear it
I didn't know ALIENS could use "mess" in the way you did...hmmm... First you call us earth people, then humans...something doesn't fit...tell us more...





Mind Freak has spoken!

Austrailia's not a planet. Anyway, welcome to UM! Enjoy your stay, post often, and check out my band!

--Jon

I think he's saying, Australia is where he is living NOW...







Mind Freak has spoken!

Welcome to UM


(makes note, aliens dont use full stops punctuation)

Oh. Cool. I'd really like to know more about this dude.

--Jon

Why not..? You're bold enough to tell us all that you're an alien hybrid living in Australia..?

Whos andy lloyd?

Another dude, here at the Forums...



Mind Freak has spoken!

Well, let's get him over here so this guy can explain his plan for world domination, seems to be a hot topic among the extraterrestrial and prophetic on forums this week.

--Jon

Here he is, the dashing young fellow..!

so uhh ...... do you know chewbacca ??

I have a sneeky feeling this thread is going to be closed in a minute

show us proof that you're not of this planet.

that hit my mind as soon as i read the tittle of this thread

Show me proof that you are of this planet...




Mind Freak has spoken!

Well, I think he really is an alien, based on his shaky grasp of simple grammar and punctuation.

What kind of hybrid are you? human+Grey?

no no hes just australian

Just out of curiosity, you say you have never told anybody about your existence. So why would you reveal it to UM? Are we that special?

Do you have to ask that?


Mind Freak has spoken!

Could you step off and let the Austrailian Alien answer?

--Jon

Funny name for an alien.

When you say "from the south coast of austrailia" do you mean that you were born there? If so, that automatically makes you a resident of earth and not an alien at all.




The same information would be given if you were to type slowly. What's the point of being "swift"?



Except for the billions of people that have the potential to read what you are saying now.



Why Andy Lloyd?




I wasn't aware that I knew this.





So why don't you just beam yourself to Andy Lloyd instead of telling us all about yourself, which you made clear you didn't want to do?



Why would an alien call their ships UFO's? You can clearly identify it if it belongs to your people.



So your ship has been here before?
Did it come to drop you off or just to visit?

I meant about us being special... think before you post...Or else you sound like a moron...


Mind Freak has spoken!

I meant you responding to every skeptical comment someone has. They weren't even talking to you. Think before you post...or else you sound like a moron.

--Jon

lol this is entertaning please dont stop the next thing youll see will be that this: is his picture

No one was talking to you either, but yet, hear you are making an ass out of yourself...I can respond to anything I want on this sight. YOU need to think before you post because now you are sounding like a moron, and I'm sure other people on here would agree, now it's time to stop your teenage bickering, and move on...









Mind Freak has spoken!

Chillun, chillun, stop it before Snuffs calls a mod and you both have to sit in time-out!

I want answers, Australian-alien-hybrid run-on-sentence master!

this reminds me of a thread where a guy pretended to be a lycan of course that got closed its only a matter of time

MindFreak: Say what you say, I will not continue arguing with you over something so juvenile. I just didn't understand why you had to butt in after every other post with some "slick" comment trying to turn everything around on the skeptical. Whatever...

But, yes, I do want to hear more from our "visitor".

--Jon

There was eight members reading the posts then, people are queueing up for some strange reason. Must be such a mind blowing topic to attract such attention

Hmmm... I teach English as a second language, and I must admit that run on sentences and a lack of punctuation are common errors among aliens. However, the aliens I'm familiar with only come from other countries!

Gothikchile13: Hi pot, this is the kettle, your black!

I didn't try to turn everything around on the "skeptical", I too am skeptical about this. I was just adding some "spice" to the conversation. If you were here for as long as I have been, you would know that a lot of people come on here and try to persuade people to believe something, without ANYTHING to back it up, and after a while it gets old, and loses it's interest, so (and snuffy, you can back me up on this) I added some humor, so it would stay active... If a Mod wants to say something to me, than so be it. But I'm pretty sure they will see where I'm coming from.



Mind Freak has spoken!

This is in the wrong area... Should be in the Joke section!

Crazy people are loveable, aren't they?

Sounds like somebody is trying to be the next John Titor.

I don't think he's coming back.

--Jon

gotta agree with you on this one wihtout humor this thread would be nothing cause this thread is basically one big joke ....

See, we scared off the super alien hybrid with our insecent banter. He must have been way too advanced to put up with us. Either that or he found his man.

Why don't we call it what it is. BS.

Say wouldn't it be like 0300 a.m. in australia right now? I think that there's a good chance this cat has a snoot full.

I'm surprised Richdog, or Fluffybunny haven't been through here yet...Richdog always has something to say about stuff like this...





Mind Freak has spoken!

the sad thing is that if this would have actualy been truth, the reaction would have been exatly the same

no actually it would be 6:30 AM in aussie right now

But if this was the truth, he would have presented at least some evidence to show.


Mind Freak has spoken!

the chozo are an alien speices from a game called metroid prime.

if you're an alien half-breed, then im batman I mean, bruce wayne.

I think it's safe to say this has gotten out of hand.

--Jon

hell you could of said that at his first post

I hate to sound closed-minded, but it was safe to say that after the first post...If he was telling the truth, or even if he wanted us to believe him, he would have posted again, explaining the answers to our questions-or at least try...






Mind Freak has spoken!