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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "No" she replied, "But my cucumbers are enormous."
SpaceyKC

laugh.gif good joke, siphis thumbsup.gif







hmm....I like big cucumbers too... whistling2.gif
schadeaux
Doesn't this belong in that "flirting" thread? huh.gif
Nancy
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Aug 25 2003, 10:22 PM)
Doesn't this belong in that "flirting" thread? huh.gif

wink2.gif yep, right next to the Pineapples.... ROTF! thumbup.gif
SpaceyKC
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Aug 25 2003, 10:22 PM)
Doesn't this belong in that "flirting" thread? huh.gif



actually, schadeaux, when I flirt, I'm not so subtle. wink2.gif

I was however, trying to make a reference to using that
growing technique in my own garden. (wonder if the neighbors would mind?) w00t.gif
Ronin6th
Hum...I don't know if it is summertime or something else...but I see that the minds has got a little hotter those last days... tongue.gif laugh.gif

Maybe you need a cold shower!
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