I'm sick and tired of always hearing good things about celebrities, like they are special simply because they are on tv. I see plenty of celebrity appreciation threads, saying how good they are. For once, I want to know what you really think of them and their current exploits

just remember, this is a family site

I'll start us off! Good ol' Brittney Spears. Dear God, all I can say is there's a reason her initials are B.S! Has she ever said anything truthful.... EVER......?

Enjoy

Regards, PA

Barbara Streisand...also B.S. I'd like to slap her up the side of her big old nose with a Ronald Reagan Bobble-head doll!

Oh, and that guy who played on Mash and was on Larry King Live the other night crying about how we were executing Tookie...

....I'd like to stretch him out and tie him up inside the Master of Sparks contraption sung about by ZZ Top. Yo dude....too much Cocaine or just too much sucking up to the Liberal Left?

Since when do all these celebs become experts on anything....I loathe them all...

I only have respect for two actors in Hollywood...The Govenator and The Blue Moon guy...what's his name, mind freeze.....The Big Kid, Asteroid, Kill em all let god sort em out...you know...

Joan Rivers - Cosmetic surgery or what. Every time her lips move her ears wiggle

Mel Gibson - Yes we understand you don't like the English but if you're so concerned about oppressed people how about making a film about the Aboriginies?

Ron Hubard- Wrote a Science fictional book in the 70's which later led to other books. He was a high believer in "untapped" powers. This later turned to a legal religion based on his Science Fiction books. It costs hundreds-thousands of currency to get into this scam. This religion should be shut down, I hate it, everyone should.

I guess Tom's recruiting powers haven't reached you yet

Maybe a lack of Vitamin A is causing you to be a bit sceptical

deform a celeb!

have a good time PA Let all that anger seep out

Thats a brilliant link gollo

Go on PA do your worst

I think there are some people - some of the younger ones who get married just to "do it" like Jessica Simpson.. All these short term marriages are for sex, it's so obvious... You know after Brittany Spears had a kid it's one thing... not the same exactly..

People make up too...& you wonder why they got back together? It's just as stupid as getting together to just break up sometimes.

Michael Jackson? You can buy whatever, not whoever man!

Oh, you're talking about Mike Farrell what a JERK!!! I'm being kind here. I wanted to call him something much more stronger!!! Okay, whatta dumb@$$!!!

Sorry, couldn't help myself!!!

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Tom Cruise (lost his freaking mind)
Lindsay Lohan (bad role model for young girls)

I'll add more later

Paris Hilton..............need I say more?

No money in that.

Gee, where to start....

In the spirit of giving, there are SOOOO many celebrities that I'd love to totally abuse!! But where to start?? So many have been naughty this year....

I'll start with Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey. They AREN'T ALL THAT!!! And thanks for giving marriage a big ole black eye!!! You guys didn't want a marriage...you wanted to be in the limelight. So do we now get to see "Newly Divorced"? It's only right!!!

P.S. Jessica, Nick was lying. Chicken of the Sea is chicken!!!

Tom Cruise (& Katie Holmes) rotten tomatoes for you guys, too!! Scientology doesn't fix everything. Katie, hope he doesn't ruin your life!!! Let's see how Scientology carries you through childbirth.

Michael Jackson, but that is a gimme! Whatta pervert!!! I know, I can hear you guys now, "Come on, 40, bring out the big guns!!!"

Actually to kinda keep with the idea of celebrities that bore me...anyone who is constantly flaunting the fact that they are part of a couple. Remember situations like Ben Affleck & J-Lo? Then him & Jennifer Garner. (Suspicious!!! ) Demi & Ashton to a lesser extent.

Then we go on to "celebrities" who are "celebrities" cause of being wealthy or from a famous family. UGH!!! Excuse me, I must go throw up!!! May it be all over Paris & Nicole!!!

40nrockinon

I would like to abuse Jessica Simpson, opps I forgot family site. Actually Jane Fonda, Barbara Streisand, Sean Penn, Any of the Baldwin brothers, Jim Carey, Ben Stiller, Martin Sheen, etc. etc. I would like to put them alone with either Charlie Daniels or Ted Nugent. That would be abuse enough.

Deserves to be strung up by his baby toes and beaten to death with steel baseball bats with daggers on the end for added effect

The only celeb I can think of at this present moment in time that I can't stand and cring when I see and hear him try and sing (although he sounds as though someone has just got hold of his special area) is Justin Timberlak *cringes again*

I would love to kick every member of Good Charlotte in the #&$*ing teeth. Simple Plan is next on my list.

The cast of Neighbours.
Grow up, and get a career that makes people happy, instead of the annoying crap you do now.

The only good actor thay had was Bouncer the dog...I stopped watching after he went

Whats the matter SnowBaby? You don't like Uncle Ted?! Maybe you don't like the fact that you can't killit till you grillit? Uncle Teddys harmless babe...he's a fluffy little furball of a guy....no offense fluffybunny ...

Paul Walker. There's a special place in hell for 'actors' as horrible as he is.

That reminds me. When did being a celebrity give you more human rights! Why are celebrities with diseases (Delta Goodrem springs to mind) given preferential treatment? Delta's celebrity status and millions of dollars jumped her up the line for treatment. And while I'm glad she's on the mend, why is she lauded over. News article reading "Brave singer beats battle with disease" as if the 10 year old (who she probably stepped over to get treatment) isn't just as brave, and without millions of dollars and a support cast of hundreds (not even mentioning the thousands of letters from fans). what does the 10 year old get? Sometimes no more than a loving parent.

Ok, on a lighter note, Australian specific abuse here, but who cares whether Mary Donaldson had a kid or not. My friend just gave birth too and she's not on national television.

More generally speaking now, why do popstar singers think they can make it in the acting world. They think their horrid acting can be hidden by the fact that they are popular singers (or maybe they just don't think their fans would care) *cough hillary duff cough* To steal an insult suggested in another thread (in the Talmud apparently), people like this should be thrown in hell and boiled in hot semen



Thanks, that's gonna be good

Regards, PA

What is your problem with Ted Nugent? What has the Motor City Madman ever done to you? I get it you are against his kill it then grill it ideas.
Check out this web site before you beat Ted with those baseball bats.
http://www.tnkfk.com/

The Nuge rules!!!

But you get idiots like Danny Glover and Ed Asner who praise Castro, say they hate the US yet won't put their money where their collective big mouths are and move to Cuba.

Also has anyone noticed the lower on the Hollywood feeding chain, the more radical and loudmouhted they are? Seriously can Mike Farrell even get into the Waffle House without a reservation?

He took voice lessons to make his voice more 'manly'. He said he lost too many jobs or something.



*high five*

I would have to say that I can't stand Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, the type of people who think that they're so good, and regular people actually believe that they're good. ugh.

Gary Glitter.

Hung Drawn and Quartered.

Still not good enough

george foreman and his lean mean crap makin machines!!!

i mean, do we have any proof that they help?''ok, this is a way to make food that is realli bad for you a little bit better for you. !?
why dont we all just eat healthy in the first place!?

Celebrity deathmatch needs to be a real show!

And Celebrity Survivor, the real thing were they actually need to get their food, build their shelter, fight off wild animals, and introduce cannabalism, and the viewers get to vote people out, and whoever is voted out is sacrificed to the volcanoe God. The winner gets to go home with his/her life. Maybe!

Anyway I find nothing wrong about Celebrities. Its us who give them importants in the first place!

I hate Ted because he loves hunting with a sick twisted passion. I read an interview he gave once, he claimed he liked to run over cats in the street with his car

Ted Who?

Yes Ted loves to hunt that indeed is the truth. In his defense I will state that he is a huge campaigner for ethical and moral hunting laws. He is a life time member of the NRA and a spokesman for gun safety. Did you check out the web site I posted? He also does a great amount of charity work with children. I also will defend your right to your opinion, let's shake hands and let it be that we agree to disagree, fair enough?
[/quote]star_child Posted Today, 11:58 AM
I hate Ted because he loves hunting with a sick twisted passion. I read an interview he gave once, he claimed he liked to run over cats in the street with his car
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Of course, everyone is entitled to their own opinion

I did check it out, no amount of charity work with kids will outweigh what he does to animals in my eyes.

Kill it and grill it!!!

While we're at it, what about "celebrities" who become so, just because they appear on a "reality" TV show? X Factor, Big Brother etc?

My only consolation is that if you win an end of the pier glorified karaoke competition, you get forced into a contract that makes you work for people like Simon Cowell, making him money not themselves



(sorry was forced to watch X factor by my girlfriend this week) Wonder what the "X" stands for?

anyway for all you jessica simpson lovers, you might enjoy this the superficial

any website that starts off with "My dream of marrying Jessica Simpson, tying her up in my attic, and tormenting her with word puzzles and the wonders of a manual can opener are one step closer to fruition." get a big from me.

Ya know, I really have a problem with any celeb that has cosmetic surgery. It's just telling the rest of us that imperfections are non-tolerable... whereare the natural beauties? And where are the stars telling girls to love themselves, not telling them that it's ok if your chest isnt big enough or you dont like your nose, because you can drop some big bucks and get it up to par...
Pam Anderson seems the worst about this, but I dont want to bash her because I respect what she does for animal rights and she is a good mommy!

ok...keeping in mind that this is a family-freindly forum.....

Courtney Love is stupid,mean,and abusive.

Pogo from the band Marilyn Manson (which I like) is really creepy.

Martha Stewert should have gotten more time,but the system was curupt, with the judge being a fan and all.

Tom Cruse is to stupid to understand that some people need meds,and not everyone can help themselves to the things they need.

Ashlee Simpson should learn to sing here own songs, or to at least keep here mouth closed.


...and I think that's about it. I'm not that mean,I guess.

Hey, my thread didn't die, yay

What about Hayden Christennsen. LIke Zoolander, Christenssen only has one expression in Star Wars:

I feel the Force

We cannot let General Grievous escape

The Council does not trust me

Palpatine is the Sith Lord

....and my personal favourite

Padme, I Love You

Rofl yeah.
You listen to them, and go 'Well, the music is good, I wonder what they look like'
You look 'Omg that's creepy'
You read more 'Holy cow, that's weird'
You look up additional websites 'Oh my god, cut out my eyes!'

The Beckhams: He simply pushes a ball around a pitch and wears his wife’s nicks. She is a thick headed dolt with cantaloupes for breasts.

Jordon: Good lord where does one start? Yeah having the first kid that was disabled because of my drinking no problem, do over!!!

Paris Hilton: The next vid is going to be banned even in the united states for the level of perversity

Nicole Richie: yeah we'd be that thin to if we were shooting up heroin in our feet.

Britney Spears: I swear to god I thought she was going to name her kid Bentley Cheesypoof Federspears. I even had a bet going. I lost a fiver

Ben Affleck: He’s a wooden actor with a fat head

Also I would like to beat about the head and shoulders every single actor/actress on Coronation Street and Eastenders

Haha I thought you were a Courtney Love fan because of your name

I like her, I think she's great.

Courtney Love - her mother was a hamster, and her father smelt of eldeberries, lol