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I'm watching National Lampoon's Christams Vacation and A Christmas Story tonight.
"You'll shoot your eye out!"

A very Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! To all who celebrate something else, may that holiday be joyous and lovely!

And now I would like to share with you, a few short Christmas songs for the 21st century:
To the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen -
All hail, ye winter revelers, be joyous, straight or gay!
I wish you Merry Christmas or just Happy Holiday!
But if you let your knickers knot because of which I say
then I'm going to have to toss you on your ear
before the New Year
and I just might plant my snowboot on your rear!
(J/K!
)To the tune of Deck The Halls -
Deck the halls with fiber optics!
Fa la la lala lala la la
Spend the New Year in the tropics!
Fa la la lala lala la la
Grab a burger and enlarge it!
Fa lala fa lala la la la
Out of cash, just holler "CHARGE IT!"
Fa lala lala lala la LAAAAAAAAAAAA!To the tune of White Christmas -
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
Our one-horse sleigh ride was a dud
with the treetops dripping
and people slipping
to land, splatted in the mud.
I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas
It's global warming you can bet.
We dream of snowfalls, and yet
seems all our Christmases are wet.Just kidding, folks! Merry Christmas everyone!