Three women are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously, "That's my
pager," she says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second old lady lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third old lady, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raise their eyebrows.
I am getting a Fax," she explains.

hahaha now that's cute....and a visual i didn't need.

oh geez....

Heh!

I heard that one before, but it was with three men in a sauna instead of three old ladies.