THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk
and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down
and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
wordwhat you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your
nursing home.
AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO
WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
Full Version: Points about children
Am i really that bad?
Even as a kid, i often pitied my parents. I was such a terror 
Very wise advices Tioria...I especially like this one :
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| The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. |
Good advice Tioria, thank you.
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| . Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for wordwhat you shouldn't have said. |
Aint that the truth ......Why just the other day , My two boys where repeating the new exclamation words they have added to there vocabulary "Shoot" and "Heck no" when my youngest turned to me and said I say "shoot" my brother says "Heck no" and Mum you say ...............
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