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*EnIgMa*
If you could be Omnipotent (Om-nip-o-tent) for a day, what would you do?
Pick three things that you would choose above all other things.
(using this to make yourself omnipotent for longer, or for wishes, isn't allowed tongue.gif)

Omnipotent- To have absolute power, or authority (and for the purpose of this thread, can do anything)

1.) Take me and my family, and friends to the nearest inhabitable planet, and start a "colony", and bring a few people from earth each month (the ones I get along with), and let them visit for a week (i'm genorous aren't I?).

2.) Make sure the world has plenty of resources to live on...

3.) Discover the truth about all of the mysteries of the universe...
_Nyx_
ph34r.gif I can't even begin to explain the enjoyment this would give me..... devil.gif
BurnSide
I'd give everyone in the world equal food and living conditions rather than giving half the world too much and letting the otehr half starve to death. For starters.
Super Pancake
1. mess with peoples lives for my enjoyment, like have a raining cloud follow some poor joe, or give somebody a million bucks then take it away.

2. O.K. finally save Africa

3. Create a whole new universe then abandon it like God did!
baastetnoir

I would give everyone in the world access to the UM....!!! grin2.gif


oh yes, and world peace, and end starvation and all that ... so that we could all start killing eachother again when my reign ended. hmm.gif
101
I would make sure all the children had homes to live in.

I would give a cure for aids

I would not allow children or people to suffer in pain- phyiscal or emotional.

Chokmah
1) grant myself the power of the gods

2) grant myself the ability to handle these powers (so i won't explode or implode or whatever)

3) eat the fruits of eden. all of them.

with these done, I'd make it rain in africa for clean rivers to flow and saok the soils, so that they can grow crops.
rid the world of the HIV and AID's virus. it changes its protein coat making it extremely hard to kill, so i'll destroy every trace of it, because i would be a god, so i can.
give nasa the knowledge to create better space gear and shuttles.
give medical people the knowledge to make better instruments and such.

make myself king of the world so there'd be no-more wars. sure at first there'd be opposition, but i'd show them that i'm right and reason with them all. if that fails i'll freeze them untill they decide to show some consideration happy.gif. this way, there'd be world peace and we can actually make some progress.
Celumnaz
First I'd make sure I'll be Omnipotent for every day in the future too.

Then, gather all knowledge and stick it in my head so I become somewhat all-knowing too.

Then, I'd work on the immortality side of things before I begin my reign of terror.

J/K! I'd make a good supreme ruler. Everyone would have chocolate.
*EnIgMa*
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Dec 21 2005, 02:45 PM) [snapback]986413[/snapback]

I'd give everyone in the world equal food and living conditions rather than giving half the world too much and letting the otehr half starve to death. For starters.

Perfect, I agree...It slipped my mind before...
*EnIgMa*
QUOTE(Celumnaz @ Dec 21 2005, 03:38 PM) [snapback]986500[/snapback]

First I'd make sure I'll be Omnipotent for every day in the future too.


You didn't follow the rules rolleyes.gif grin2.gif thumbsup.gif
Yelekiah
I'd take care of a lot of things around the world. Poverty needs to be wiped out.
user posted image
The other things I can't say, they may have criminal repercussions.
Rainbow Rowan
But Yel, you would be omnipotent. The criminal system would also be in your control blink.gif

I would fix up the environment and the oceans. Where would we be without our animals, forests and ocean-life?crying.gif

Beckys_Mom
If BM where in charge...

There would be NO wars going on

Wipe out all the people that conflict pain and agony on to others

Controll the weather so that the hot countries can have rain every so often that they need to grow their crops (third world countries ect)

*EnIgMa*
QUOTE(Beckys_Mom @ Dec 21 2005, 04:32 PM) [snapback]986598[/snapback]

If BM where in charge...

There would be NO wars going on

Wipe out all the people that conflict pain and agony on to others

Controll the weather so that the hot countries can have rain every so often that they need to grow their crops (third world countries ect)

Miss Universe ladies, and gentleman! Looks, and a good heart...thumbsup.gif grin2.gif
The Skeptic Eric Raven
I would set myself up as a living god on earth to be worishped. grin2.gif Then I would do all the good things.
rose_ashes
under the rule of yours truly,

-all sex offenders (rapists, pedophiles, etc) would be castrated
-death row would not have appeals. if there's a chance that the person's innocent, they shouldn't be on death row, now, should they? so what is the point of an appeal?
-many people would get some serious attitude adjustments
-only the good-hearted would prosper
-'homework' would be a nonexistant figment of our imaginations

so basically... the truly good would be rewarded and the truly bad would perish.

w00t.gif
*EnIgMa*
I'd also make everybody in the world on the same page, like a system that they follow...Or something that will not cause conflict...
Welsh Shaun
1. powers to save the world

2. solve the mysteries of the universe

3. be totaly iresistable to women. ooops! already am. forgot

3. discover new worlds
Rainbow Rowan
Petroleum based products would be banned. Work would be too. Food would be free. And people would do whatever they loved to do grin2.gif
_Nyx_
Put me in charge and every person would be granted the opportunity to cause grievous bodily harm to one person of their choice.......be it a smack on the face or worse.....weed out some of the population.

What? Told you you didn't want to know what I'd do.... tongue.gif
MysteryLight
1. I'd renew the planet to the way it useto be

2. I'd make people and animals live forever with no pain or death

3. I'd protect the Earth from any dangers that lie in space
Beckys_Mom
QUOTE(Mind_Freak2012 @ Dec 21 2005, 09:41 PM) [snapback]986622[/snapback]

Miss Universe ladies, and gentleman! Looks, and a good heart...thumbsup.gif grin2.gif


*takes a quick bow*

I remember telling my mom that as a kid, that I wish it would rain more so in the 3rd world countries that need it!!..If God did create the world..well then why make some countries suffer with drought problems!!!! I don't get it!
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butitorp
make everyone healthy i mind and body(instead of being rich)


and lastly to parteeeee!
Celumnaz
QUOTE(Mind_Freak2012 @ Dec 21 2005, 03:08 PM) [snapback]986541[/snapback]

You didn't follow the rules rolleyes.gif grin2.gif thumbsup.gif

Doh! blush.gif

Wait... if I'm omnipotent, I can change the rules! w00t.gif ph34r.gif innocent.gif
Rainbow Rowan
QUOTE(_Nyx_ @ Dec 22 2005, 09:08 AM) [snapback]986815[/snapback]

Put me in charge and every person would be granted the opportunity to cause grievous bodily harm to one person of their choice.......be it a smack on the face or worse.....weed out some of the population.

What? Told you you didn't want to know what I'd do.... tongue.gif

clap.gif Sounds like a good plan!!
different
I would make the world PSU and then become a part of it. geek.gif laugh.gif

edit - I think Daughter Of The Nine Moons would also enjoy this world order!
Megalomania
I would give myself unlimited money.
Give myself various kinetic powers
And make myself a law-bypass.
Fallen
1. Get rid of monetary sistem and private ovnership(we are guests here and not rullers)

2.Get rid of religions ,make them illegal(only blind can not see what its doing)

3.Put word RESPECT back into dictionaries(somebody thinks it is reserved for money)

4.Tell people that Alliens are real and instead of thinking if they are real accept that they are and start thinking how 2 build defences,BUT WE HAWE BEEN DUPED NOW ITS TOO LATE

now u know a bit more about me MIND FREAK
Odinson
Force everyone, EVERYONE, to tell the truth. No more politicians, no more politics. If you are making policy to make yourselves richer, I want you to say so. No more lies. Ever.
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