This is what may happen when you've been a forum member too long:

10- You post on a subject you know absolutely nothing about because you feel the time you've been at the forum dictates you to do so.

9- You flirt with a co-member and realize you've used the exact same lines not once, but many times before.

8- You haven't had a reason to start a new thread in over a year.

7- You actually look forward to off topic threads because looking through topical threads feels like a chore.

6- You sometimes tell someone to get out of "your forum" even though you don't own it.

5- You highjack an interesting thread to talk to another member about his/her vacation.

4- You occasionally feed trolls just to see how ludicrous you can make them sound.

3- You've made a mental list of "standard responses" to various common questions/comments.

2- You accidentally write your moniker in place of your real name on a check.

1- You unintentionally call your lover by a forum member's name.

some are attacking me right now ..

Very funny, Exeter!