molo
Dec 30 2005, 01:18 AM
A race of mole people living under the earth? Or the subterranean Reptilians i keep hearing about?
Danteakilla
Dec 30 2005, 01:38 AM
hmmm.... lets see
mole men - bologna
trusted scientists, etc. - bread
computer animation - lettuce
add these together to get a sandwhich
the sandwhich may look good......but OH NO!!!! there is bologna!!!!! that makes it discusting and nasty
AKA - Mole people have no chance of ever happining unless they are created by mankind, which everyone knows, u shudnt play god!
theSOURCE
Dec 30 2005, 01:41 AM
I have seen the mole people.
Also, I think MST3K did an awesome job with the movie.
truthseeker815
Dec 30 2005, 03:15 AM
interesting idea but i am sure if they were down their they would have came up or we would have found some traces of them. Then again what do u mean my mole man? their are probly people living underground, they r not mole spwans but i am sure some carzy stuff goes on down their
BigDaddy_GFS
Dec 30 2005, 03:27 AM
There's nothing odd about people living below ground.
If you're talking about Morlock-type creatures, I hardly think there's any proof to support their existence.
CharmedFan3
Dec 30 2005, 03:31 AM
QUOTE(molo @ Dec 29 2005, 05:18 PM) [snapback]997729[/snapback]
A race of mole people living under the earth? Or the subterranean Reptilians i keep hearing about?
Where did you hear that?.
angrycrustacean
Dec 30 2005, 03:33 AM
CharmedFan3
Dec 30 2005, 03:35 AM
QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Dec 29 2005, 07:33 PM) [snapback]997836[/snapback]
That's funny!!
BuyMeAPony
Dec 30 2005, 03:57 AM
Are we talking about some hybrid between humans and moles or are we talking about a group of humans who have evolutionarly adapted to life underground. Really doesnt much matter which one cos neither are plausible There is not enough genetic similarity for a mole/human offspring to ever be viable and humans would have to go through millions of years worth of adaption to ever evolve enough to live in the absence of air and sunlight. Unless we talk about engineering and oooooohhh thats a baddie innit?
Yelekiah
Dec 30 2005, 03:59 AM
Has anyone heard of those green children that supposedly came from the ground? As for the mole hybrids, I'm going to have to say no.
jpatt
Dec 30 2005, 04:03 AM
My grandmother has a story about what she calls a "little alien", that the dogs kept barking at in her front yard - the thing had a little hole it had dug. One day she heard one of her dogs fighting it and yipping in pain, and had a couple cuts on its face.
She poured a gallon of bleach (yeah, one of those kinda grammas) into the hole. She said the thing "screamed" and came out of its hole, on its hind legs, and ran about thirty feet to the fence, upright the entire time, and disappeared into the tall grass of someone else's property.
To me, the picture she drew looks more like an armadillo to me, except she said it wasn't built like one (and we've lived in Oklahoma our whole lives and she was raised on a farm) - it had no tail - and, of course, it walked (or ran) upright. Perhaps it is some sort of reptilian mole person, as someone mentioned a bit earlier.
Here is the picture: (she drew this about 10 years ago)

Actually, I'm a rational person and am sure it was just some normal thing which she misidentified, at her age, but she's also a fairly religious Pentecostal here in town, and also has a history of some... interesting... ideas and sightings of... other things...
BuyMeAPony
Dec 30 2005, 04:05 AM
Brillant , absolutly brillant jpatt, well done.
Yelekiah
Dec 30 2005, 04:06 AM
And if it wasn't some misidentification...Holy snikies.
jpatt
Dec 30 2005, 04:19 AM
I was very surprised at how well she drew the picture, since I really wasn't aware of any previous art experience, except she likes to paint "JESUS SAVES" in vibrant paint on any large flat surface in her yard. The giant delapidated wooden octagonal planter in my front yard bears her proud proclamation from when she lived in this house for a year, without any utilities.
Like I said, I kept trying to get her to agree it was likely an armadillo, but she said she would, normally, if it weren't for the way the thing screamed (and hissed, I forgot, he hissed), and walked "like a little man". Obviously she could simply have not seen the tail if it had been between its legs or held to one of them, but... is it even possible for armadillos to walk upright like that, for any amount of time? I was watching one that lives in my yard, from about five feet the other day, and even on four legs its slow and clumsy and the body is so elongated I just can't see it being able to go bipedal at all.
Yelekiah
Dec 30 2005, 04:27 AM
QUOTE(jpatt @ Dec 29 2005, 11:19 PM) [snapback]997876[/snapback]
... is it even possible for armadillos to walk upright like that, for any amount of time?
Not that I'm aware of but meer cats and prairie dogs do. Have any of those guys around or kept as pets

I've never heard of vocal armadillos that screamed.
BuyMeAPony
Dec 30 2005, 04:42 AM
jpatt
Dec 30 2005, 05:04 AM
Interesting. It does look a little like my gramma's picture, but also has a tail, plus I guess its unlikely something so exotic is in her yard. I'm still going with the idea the thing was an armadillo... or maybe a... sickly opossum or mole or something... =/ But thanks for that link, thats a very interesting little reptilian armadillo-like creature.
MJB222
Dec 30 2005, 05:05 AM
QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Dec 29 2005, 08:33 PM) [snapback]997836[/snapback]
You bet me to it.
I have never heard anything about mole people, exept the Simpsons, or any sightings. I don't think you could even consider it to be a cryptid.
darkninja
Dec 30 2005, 07:50 AM
QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Dec 29 2005, 09:33 PM) [snapback]997836[/snapback]
You suck! As soon as I saw this post I thought "I'm going to post a picture of Hans Moleman" but you beat me to it... En Garde!
Purplos
Dec 30 2005, 02:54 PM
People can't breed with moles, that is a given.
I read a very interesting non-fiction book by Jennifer Toth named "Mole People." It is about people living in subway tunnels under NY city - they go down 7 levels in some places and there are a lot of abandoned ones. She spent a year or so going down there and reports that some peoples' eyes actually changed physically to see in almost nonexistant light. Given enough generations, these kind of things could become mutations and create a different type of person I suppose.
Awesome book.
ThunderBirds
Dec 30 2005, 05:39 PM
I've seen people that made house underground, they still live there too. But I'm not sure if there is a so called mole people....If so, I don't think they taste very good.
vertigoflow
Dec 30 2005, 05:48 PM
There was a short story in a pulp magazine called:
"THE MOLE PEOPLE WANT YOUR EYES"
I found the title alone frightening. Unfortunatly when I finally tracked the story down it was pretty unimpressive.
jpatt
Dec 30 2005, 05:53 PM
Although possibly more related to covert ops and psychological warfare, there was, and likely still is, a disturbing abundance of domestic animal mutilations, mostly cats, which are occurring simultaneously in the US, Canada, England and other places, leaving the cats drained of blood and having had some parts of their anatomy surgically removed (similar to cown mutilations - missing lips, eyes, genitals etc) with what appears to be something akin to a laser-cauterizing device, far beyond standard portable civilian equipment. No one is ever seen and no noises are heard, no alarmed dogs barking, even in quiet suburban neighborhoods - the owner of the house goes outside to their porch to check on little Fluffy and bring her in for the night, and sees HALF of her posed as though coming out of a CLOSED manhole, with the other half discarded in some bushes.
Mole people indeed.
JesseTheMutt
Jan 2 2006, 02:17 PM
Didn't Superman Fight the Mole Men in the 50's?
jedi_yarael_poof
Jan 2 2006, 05:31 PM
jpatt, where were these happenings at in OK? I haven't heard of anything like that. I'm from the Keystone area, the dogs haven't brought back anything weird yet.
lp21why
Jan 2 2006, 05:40 PM
Mole people are the reason why I never lose at Risk, once all my armies are gone I live underground and cause earth destroying earthquakes

*ahem* yes I'm sad..........
jpatt
Jan 2 2006, 10:31 PM
Not sure if we have any here in OK currently, though it seems there were some in the OKC area, but I don't think that was recent.
http://www.earthfiles.com/news/news.cfm?ID...ory=Environment
TeraLink
Jan 2 2006, 11:42 PM
They're out there man. & they're plotting...
TeraLink Was Here!
RamboIII
Jun 6 2006, 04:27 AM
WereScrib
Jun 6 2006, 06:30 AM
Mole people... does you mean the Dero and Tero...?
Spar
Jun 6 2006, 03:20 PM
QUOTE(Yelekiah @ Dec 30 2005, 04:59 AM) [snapback]997856[/snapback]
Has anyone heard of those green children that supposedly came from the ground? As for the mole hybrids, I'm going to have to say no.

yeah ive heard that story i think it happened in a small village in england in the 1500s and supposedly they found these 2 children in a pit and they were completely green and couldnt talk, i think one of them died but one went on to live for a number of years after they were found
louie
Jun 6 2006, 03:40 PM
and i heard a track a few years back and i think the singer was a moleman. it went
bumbumbumbum i am a mole an i live in a hole bumbumbumbum.
anyone rember it
eden grange
Jun 6 2006, 03:59 PM
Mole men? Well the Fantastic Four fought the MoleMan and his army way back in the first few issues back in the 60`s but unfortunately the Fantastic Four are fiction...
Moro
Jun 6 2006, 04:32 PM
The story is interesting! I just wish there was more to it! but it happened so long ago.
Urisk
Jun 6 2006, 07:35 PM
You're talking troglodytes right? Not actualy mole people?
Some places, including Tenerife, have houses built into the rockfaces, in caves, or so I've heard. I've also heard that some of these "caves" are more des-res than a lot of the up-market placesi n Tenerife!
RKD
I don't see why something like that wouldn't or couldn't be possible. I wouldn't exactly call them "Mole Men" or "Mole People" but I believe that the theory can certainly exist.
GodofDestruction
Jun 9 2006, 12:02 AM
The Mole People are real, they steal all my eggs and graham crackers!
Samael
Jul 18 2006, 02:57 PM
There are actually humans who live in the disused subways beneath NYC. They call themselves 'Mole People.'
QUOTE
There is no escape from the Kingdom of the Moles.'
Hans Moleman,
The Simpsons
coldethyl
Jul 18 2006, 03:06 PM
QUOTE(Mister E. @ Jul 18 2006, 09:57 AM) [snapback]1274416[/snapback]
There are actually humans who live in the disused subways beneath NYC. They call themselves 'Mole People.'
Yes but they haven't evolved into people with mole-like characteristics. That to me, would be a true mole-person.
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