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Mad Manfred
Well, I'm convinced.

Clicky the linky.
jcb33
Dont be daft you cant fly strate around a flat object you fall off it and been as we dont fall off its round
Vidgange
Seriously, that dude is VERY stupid... No futher comment
vampirate
Yeah ok. Anyone seen any flying pigs yet? No? How about hell? has that frozen over?
Lol laugh.gif rolleyes.gif
zandore
QUOTE(vampirate @ Dec 31 2005, 06:19 AM) [snapback]999416[/snapback]

Yeah ok. Anyone seen any flying pigs yet? No? How about hell? has that frozen over?
Lol laugh.gif rolleyes.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Her you go Vamp!

Flying Pigs
PLO
why, whats everyone trying to to say here?, of course its flat. Where do u think all the water goes?, back into the sky???, pfff we use to burn people for that kinda talk.
Megalomania
Mad Manfred, your link is broken...
Obviously people are going to be silly when you make a claim, and give them a 509 tongue.gif

Can you find this on another site? Although I really, really, don't believe it, I'd like to see what as written, as it may be an interesting (and rather humerous) read.
angrycrustacean
QUOTE(Replacement100 @ Dec 31 2005, 08:24 AM) [snapback]999512[/snapback]

Mad Manfred, your link is broken...
Obviously people are going to be silly when you make a claim, and give them a 509 tongue.gif

Can you find this on another site? Although I really, really, don't believe it, I'd like to see what as written, as it may be an interesting (and rather humerous) read.


In my browser it appears that the bandwidth has been exceeded on that site; Not much we can do about it.
Super Pancake
That site has been posted here like four other times I think on U.M.
Link333
disgust.gif If the earth is flat... then how would there be "hell?" Just a thought. If hell is under us... and if the earth is flat... then wouldn't hell float away? I thought so...

You remind me of this little town in Kansas the beleives the world is flat... so they don't go anywhere out of thier little town. Sad huh?And it's a real place!
Megalomania
QUOTE(Link333 @ Jan 1 2006, 07:02 AM) [snapback]999694[/snapback]

disgust.gif If the earth is flat... then how would there be "hell?" Just a thought. If hell is under us... and if the earth is flat... then wouldn't hell float away? I thought so...

You remind me of this little town in Kansas the beleives the world is flat... so they don't go anywhere out of thier little town. Sad huh?And it's a real place!

That's assuming that there is hell, which I doubt.

The earth is made up of the Core, Mantle and Crust.... I don't see any hell....
Sublime
the only good this post has done is brought my attention back to a conversation i had last night snowboarding, go to spirituality vs skepticism to check it out. original.gif
Saint Macabre
can't read...person exceeded bandwith...er, what whatever you call it...
AnuKabal
sum it up for us brodah
Novo
Its a joke. Seriousiouly, Look up some of the other guys stuff. just good humoured fun, I hope no one really took this crap seriousiouly.
Knightmeir
I've read up on the flat earth theories... it's pretty funny. They believe that the earth WAS flat and it was made round because of television. They think that engineers made the earth round so satellites could orbit the earth so everyone could have cable and we could be mind controlled through television.

They believe that when the earth was flat, there was an impenetrable mountain range all around that we couldn't fly over, climb over, or escape from.

Bwahahaha
PLO
sounds like norse myth, without the tv bit eh.
angrycrustacean
QUOTE(Replacement100 @ Dec 31 2005, 02:18 PM) [snapback]999753[/snapback]

That's assuming that there is hell, which I doubt.

The earth is made up of the Core, Mantle and Crust.... I don't see any hell....


Well, I agree since all science points towards this, but technically you haven't actually seen the mantle or core either. We've just made extremely educated guesses that that's what's down there.
Mad Manfred
Yes, the retard has exceeded his bandwidth...so, the forums the thread was on are down at the moment.

Airplane rides are doctured.
Piney
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Dec 31 2005, 09:14 PM) [snapback]999972[/snapback]

Yes, the retard has exceeded his bandwidth...so, the forums the thread was on are down at the moment.

Airplane rides are doctored.


Meh! You posted this to get a "stupid people count". You sick manipultive puppy you........laugh.gif


Lapi'che
XNavyGunner
QUOTE(Knightmeir @ Dec 31 2005, 05:40 PM) [snapback]999835[/snapback]

I've read up on the flat earth theories... it's pretty funny. They believe that the earth WAS flat and it was made round because of television. They think that engineers made the earth round so satellites could orbit the earth so everyone could have cable and we could be mind controlled through television.

They believe that when the earth was flat, there was an impenetrable mountain range all around that we couldn't fly over, climb over, or escape from.

Bwahahaha



I hope you're joking. No one can be that stupid.
Piney
QUOTE(XNavyGunner @ Dec 31 2005, 09:49 PM) [snapback]1000010[/snapback]

I hope you're joking. No one can be that stupid.



welll........apparently somebody is...............


Lapi'che
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(Piney @ Jan 1 2006, 01:30 PM) [snapback]999992[/snapback]
You sick manipultive puppy you........laugh.gif
Lapi'che


Awww, shucks blush.gif
JesseTheMutt
QUOTE(Link333 @ Dec 31 2005, 03:02 PM) [snapback]999694[/snapback]

disgust.gif If the earth is flat... then how would there be "hell?" Just a thought. If hell is under us... and if the earth is flat... then wouldn't hell float away? I thought so...

You remind me of this little town in Kansas the beleives the world is flat... so they don't go anywhere out of thier little town. Sad huh?And it's a real place!


Is it Smallville?
Yelekiah
The site is a joke, and it's been posted on here several times. They don't actually believe that the earth is flat. It's amusing though.
Fluffybunny
It is a joke. The members include people including aerospace engineers and pilots... they get a kick out of the irony of the claims...

JohnnyBoyC
When adam and eve sinned, god cursed the world with ticks, bugs, spiders, sharks, and stupid people...
syos
i flew to australia and saw the world it is not flat
Chokmah
QUOTE

I ask any of you to look out into the distance and tell me that you see a ball. When I look into the horison I see flat. It is all flat. Have you ever seen the evidence that the earth is a sphere or are you looking at the doctored evidence. How many of you have been to space to see the earth? When you look at the Earth you are looking at a picture or a video that has been doctored and changed. Why for thousands of years did people believe the earth was flat. They have traveled on horses, we travel in cars and planes. When you are in a plane and look at the ground it looks flat. When you drive your car along a highyway in Saskatchewan you dont use your breaks. You arnt going in a curve, you are driving on a flat earth. When I was a child I was told by my teachers that If I dig down in the ground I would eventually come to China. Would that not make China upside down? Wouldent the people be falling off the face of the Earth in China? The list goes on and on.


^^

incase you can't get on, here's his extract.
Guardsman Bass
He's beyond stupid. Somehow he imagines that there was, and is, a conspiracy amongst all long-distance plane travelers, astronauts, astronomers, sailors, and the like for the past several thousand years to hide the fact that the Earth is flat.

I sincerely hope he is joking.
syos
end of story not flat
Yelekiah
QUOTE(Guardsman Bass @ Jan 2 2006, 12:53 PM) [snapback]1001773[/snapback]

He's beyond stupid. Somehow he imagines that there was, and is, a conspiracy amongst all long-distance plane travelers, astronauts, astronomers, sailors, and the like for the past several thousand years to hide the fact that the Earth is flat.

I sincerely hope he is joking.

Did you guys miss this post or something? ohmy.gif
QUOTE(Yelekiah @ Jan 1 2006, 01:23 AM) [snapback]1000210[/snapback]

The site is a joke, and it's been posted on here several times. They don't actually believe that the earth is flat. It's amusing though.

TeraLink
Jeez, that is funny. Someone's chemically unbalanced.

TeraLink Was Here! wink2.gif
Guardsman Bass
QUOTE(Yelekiah @ Jan 2 2006, 02:14 PM) [snapback]1001982[/snapback]

Did you guys miss this post or something? ohmy.gif


I realized that too late. blush.gif
taustin
This has absolutely got to be the most stupid topic and the person who posted it has seriously got to be pretty stupid. No offense but - seriously, not using any of his brain with any effect.
Pison
Space-time may be flat...or a bar. Like the core of...well, anything. Planets, suns, galaxies, your brain, etc...

Chris_com28
laugh.gif
I liked the part where he forgot the wonders of gravity. Could thing he's not God. I can't even bare to think what the world would be like.

QUOTE
They believe that when the earth was flat, there was an impenetrable mountain range all around that we couldn't fly over, climb over, or escape from.

Are you sure about that? It sounds like a blueprint for a computer game.
Pison
QUOTE(Chris_com28 @ Jan 3 2006, 08:25 PM) [snapback]1003462[/snapback]
It sounds like a blueprint for a computer game.


The truth may not be far off... ph34r.gif

I'm just sayin...
Chris_com28
Well it may be sort of like a computer game (it works well for me because I can scapegoat better) but I doubt someone with enough skill to create this very convincing illusion can't make a full Earth but make it incomplete like in a simple computer game.
Pison
Well, I mostly meant life itself.

Some people believe that we are nothing but light, in it's purest form; our bodies, thought processes. So, in a sense, reproduction is the transfer of this light, and data (thought). Each of us are different versions of our ancestors.

It's God's game, but I believe each of us are the man, and together we make up the whole. Too deep for this thread.
Kryso
Have been ready too many discword novels by Terry Prachett.

Don't forget the elephants and turtle!

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LucidElement
i heard something about that.. there is a book about that or titled that.. did anyone read it??? WAS IT GOOD?? whats it about exactly?
Kaizen
QUOTE(Fluffybunny @ Jan 1 2006, 02:33 AM) [snapback]1000309[/snapback]

It is a joke. The members include people including aerospace engineers and pilots... they get a kick out of the irony of the claims...



It actually is a joke? I'm not so sure. I heard about these people before, and there is no doubt in my mind that there are people out there who are THAT STUPID! wacko.gif
Yelekiah
Yes, it's a joke yes.gif
It's been posted time and time again. It's comparable to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
foxmulder27
Man Manfred...Get off this site....
Mad Manfred
QUOTE(foxmulder27 @ Jan 5 2006, 11:12 PM) [snapback]1006576[/snapback]

Man Manfred...Get off this site....


If I had a penny for every time I heard that wub.gif
Yelekiah
You'd have one penny. dontgetit.gif
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