What of ze awards ye going for my comrads? Ya know, zee awards at ze end of zee year for a certain object?

If ye havin' alady guessed, I be goin' for zee whackiest and weirdist!

I thought they took place in June
Well, I'd like to get at least one positive one. But if I got a negative one, something to be proud of as well.

Zee most oxymonoricaly morbid theologist I've ever met?

Me?
I hardly call myself a theologian.
They don't have a label for what I am. Not to a t anyway.

Yep, you're pretty wacky though.

^ You'd get something for being majorly smart.

I tried to read the bibel once but I feel asleep. Be ze proud for being able to read it. I get bored from ze frictional BIG Books with words older than country.

edit: Bible. Cannot even spell it. *sighs* ZEE NADAL HAS SPOKEN!

That is a very nice compliment. I think the same of you.

Why then were the last awards in June?
I like Nadal for his creativity. He does his own thing.
And that Wendigo thread was hilarious.

Nadal deserves some award for sure for bothering with the "zee"'s and every other word he's thinking up.

"That is a very nice compliment. I think the same of you. "

Thanks, but its highly doubtful. I would like an award for The most difficult name to pronounce.

An award for the most information submitted by two people in the Alchemy Thread!!

Psssh! I can probably pronounce it. Isn't that like "most exalted one"? I've seen it with a different spelling.

I look at it and say Alberquerque

You smart cookie! The first name, Aaleyah means exalted, and the second means genius or one with knowledge. Put them together and you've got exalted genius.

Pssh yourself


Im so sure that LOTS of people think of it like that. So they just cut the long story short and say, AA.

Very nice name
I like it a lot. I have a lot of friends with Arabic names and I think that the meanings are beautiful. Very textured.

I agree, there are names for EVERYTHING.

Isnt your name that of an Angel?

AA gets an award for always getting off topic

(jk)

Haha damn, I do do that...I never realised.

Yes it is. It's related to a permutation of the ancient name of God.

I get carried away too sometimes.

I recall seeing the name in a list of Angel names.

"I get carried away too sometimes. "

We do it far too much. Half our conversations have NOTHING to do with the original post.
See its happening right now.

True, true. But it's a learning experience for me.
Ahem, about the awards. There was Most Likely to Be an Alien. smeagol should win that hands down

Do you think Moe Eubleck will win funniest member again this year?

Judging from Yelekiah's blog... he will be for sure, or me

By the way Yelekiah's blog has to be one of the most hilarious blogs I have ever read. Claps to you.

I didn't know anyone read it. I'm so embarrassed.

I love the Where's Waldo section. That made me laugh so much Good work.

Well it's cool that some people read it. I can be pretty silly sometimes.

Damn straight you can be silly. But its a side we all love to see

Awards for anything really...best sig and the winner is *does drum roll drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Beckys_Mom oh my word why I haven't even got a speach written gosh...better get to work just in case LOOL

Funniest member award goes to....*another drum roll drrrrrrrrrrrrr* - BM again
well I is funny to look at

The award for best threads made that get us all thinking goes to...*another drum roll drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - bacca...but sadly bacca can't make it tonight to accept this award so BM will do so on her behalf

The award for best pic on profile goes to...*drum roll again drrrrrrrrrrrrr* - Rainbow Rowan...but sadly RR can't be here to accept this award cuz she is still stuck in the Alchemy thread so here is BM to accept it on her behalf

The award for making more edits on every single thread entered goes to...*drum roll drrrrrrrrrr* - BM and look there she goes again

Psssh! Here on UM I have to be serious.
I can get off-topic so fast. Sort of like now.


I think so. He is the King of Random if you've ever talked to him. And random is good.

Aw BM dont be so modest!

I have to be serious too, sort of like a binding contract. In real life though, I tend to...lets just say, lose my head


I need a rubber band on my wrist that I can snap when I get off topic.
*snap*

Who me...modest? gee thanks LOL if there is an award for that i'll take that too ty

Have you taken the funniest members award?
Right, you have.
Well here, have another.

I'll make sure to keep my eye on you for that. And you do the same. I've helped to close topics before.

I really liked Hadeka's avatar. Cool symbols on it.

Hee Hee thanks...with all of these awards I am going to need someone to help me bring them home....

Seriously though I may be kidding around with the awards but I believe that everyone needs some kind of humour in their lives...laughter is known to be the best medicine
but if there was an award for worst joke told on the boards umm I think I would win that one hands down Welsh Shawn would agree

Oh BM you know you helped me with that anyway LOL

Now stop trying to steal my modest award missy..I didn't do much on it...you are a natural beauty

I hope I don't get most annoying avatar again.....

That cat was so creepy! Post it again

Thanks BM.

I like your avatar, Nyx!!

I love the one you have now...i'll make a deal with ya you take the award for best avatar and i'll take the award for best sig LOOL..ok deal??

kidding about me taking best sig btw....or am I

Whoa, now. You just might wanna look out, I'm reigning champ when it comes to sigs, and I don't plan on giving up that title just yet. Watch out, BM.

Your sig is really good...but if you knew me a lil better you would see I aint serious...just kidding...I made my sig up for a laugh to be honest ...I like to keep things simple

Okay, Aaleyah-Abqurah, now I have to try to pronounce it!

Phonetically: Eye-uh-lay-uh Ab-khu-rah

Am I anywhere close?

You have to have a native tongue to get the first bit right, but you're pretty good

Yelekiah, watch if I do it again. Maybe we can set up a record for the Most Offtrack Conversations. I think we can win it hands down.

One more thing, I think The Raven has some pretty good posts. Maybe an award for him? Is The Raven a he?

I'm not gunna get one... I don't think.. but anyways....

I reckon Triad, Stellar, Ericraven or Bio Mage should get one for being smartypantses

Let's play: Name zat Dialouge....Oh god....oh god! NEVER! I mean NEVER! Eat blueberry pancakes AFTER you brush your teeth. I forgot what I was going to say...it was so awful.


edit: Stellar is the best skeptic next side Mr. Ed and Bio Mage.

Oh yeah! Forgot Mr Ed! Sorry!

Mr. Ed should get the award for 'best calls' he says the funniest things.

He ze best Blunt Skeptic. Stellar is zhen most....quiet?

yele you get the best poster award for fastest poster and for being a genius with words