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Tillghast
Okay, this will be fun, create a funny character, descripe in 5 sentences and then submit its with a name. Mine is...

Flowers ( Fll- Ow-Errr-z)

They are a race of cannabilistic creatures. They attack any weed in sight. Most of the Flowers look like flowers with evil red eyes and claws. But, they are desendet from Venus Fly Trap, so, they eat stuff. A film crew from Channel 4 news did not stand a chance in the mercy of FLOWERS. Also, weed killers do their job on these pests!



Ur turn! wink2.gif
Tillghast
Hello, isn't anyone going to anwser?
tendo
im creating howler zebras and weezulmunkees...howler zebras live in social groups and look like a horse, but can change color to match their surroundings, and then attack...they like to munch on those weeds too, and like the occasional flower.

weezulmunkees on the other hand are solitary creatures, eating n e time they can, since food is so scarce. they will take down n e thing that isnt a plant. they look like a primate-ish zebra with a monkey tail.
Bizarro
im creating the Pillow Kings. they make silly threads. they are friends with Uranium monkeys and like to talk about cheese. in their world, bedtime is 8pm sharp (mmm.. cheddar) and they always cry when its time to stop debating which is better Swiss or Cheddar. their homework always goes undone and they dislike learning anything useful, but instead revel in asinine frivolity. their world is where God sentences the intelligent sinner to a life of endless misery and cheesy debates. the sky is orange and the ground is a dull white with holes in it. instead of a sun, there is a giant wheel of cheese that never sets. its a scary place, fit only for a Pillow King or a Uranium monkey.
Aslan
laugh.gif DS.
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