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Ares God of War
Ever heard a Ghost story that scared you so much, you were to afraid to sleep at night, A story so terrifying (Sorry for my bad english), it gave you Goose-bumps, or maybe a story that was not scarry at all, but kind of funny??

I know i have,
so if you know a Scarry or maybe Funny Ghost story/Urban Legend that is considerd as your absolute favorite, share it with others.

Im interrested in Urban Legends/ Ghost storys, and i do not know many storys, so i hope this will increase my knowdledge.
Yelekiah
Waking up in a tub full of ice to find that your kidney has been removed.
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Yelekiah @ Jan 5 2006, 03:59 AM) [snapback]1005891[/snapback]

Waking up in a tub full of ice to find that your kidney has been removed.



Did not know that one,
it is a good one to, verry creepy.
thnx thumbsup.gif
kiddglock
QUOTE(Ares God of War @ Jan 5 2006, 12:45 AM) [snapback]1005694[/snapback]

Ever heard a Ghost story that scared you so much, you were to afraid to sleep at night, A story so terrifying (Sorry for my bad english), it gave you Goose-bumps, or maybe a story that was not scarry at all, but kind of funny??

I know i have,
so if you know a Scarry or maybe Funny Ghost story/Urban Legend that is considerd as your absolute favorite, share it with others.

Im interrested in Urban Legends/ Ghost storys, and i do not know many storys, so i hope this will increase my knowdledge.


Dunno about Urban Legends as there are so many that have been done to death and they aren't very scary anymore, as a result. I remember watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken when I was a kid and getting very scared, especially at the part where there was blood on the piano keys and it wouldn't even wash off using Bon Ami. That was harsh. tongue.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(kiddglock @ Jan 5 2006, 02:16 PM) [snapback]1006640[/snapback]

Dunno about Urban Legends as there are so many that have been done to death and they aren't very scary anymore, as a result. I remember watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken when I was a kid and getting very scared, especially at the part where there was blood on the piano keys and it wouldn't even wash off using Bon Ami. That was harsh. tongue.gif


I never saw "The Ghost and Mr. chicken" it sounds funny,
but i know what you mean, i experienced the same thing in my childhood, watching movies like Disneys -Snow White-, that witch scared me to death. (I was 5 years old when i saw it)

But anyway, i still get chills hearing Ghost stories and Urban legends, but its the Fright of a ghost storie, that makes it so exciting and interesting, i think.

Thnx for your Reply original.gif

manitou
Hi there Ares God of War, alles goed? Leuk om nog een hollander te spotten hier.

There's loads of stuff on these boards, practically every myth I know is up here somewhere, you should go through the older ones.

I used to watch a lot of Sightings and Twilight Zone, which are kind of related to these urban legends. Also, check out broodjeaap.nl and snopes.com. Great resources.

Good luck and see ya around.
Daniella2310
THE MELLON HEADS!!

i hate them crying.gif
jcb33
lol when i was little at school we would tell each other scary storys... and one was about "The mad Axeman" he was suppose to come at night and chop the heads of childrens souls off, and then he would open his coat to reveal the screeming souls he had killed before and claim your soul..... when i heard that i wouldent go upstairs alone for about 2 years tongue.gif
ADHD Inattentive
The one about the dog who licked her owners hand at night, to bad their are to many damn versions of it .
my_psychosis
Where I grew up we had the devil man. There was actually a man who ran around in a devils costume yelling about the end of the world and how we would all burn in hell. of course now Im sure he was a person with dissabilatiys (oops bad spelling) but then he was very scary, and apperantly kids now still talk about him!
Ares God of War
QUOTE(manitou @ Jan 7 2006, 12:37 AM) [snapback]1009022[/snapback]

Hi there Ares God of War, alles goed? Leuk om nog een hollander te spotten hier.

There's loads of stuff on these boards, practically every myth I know is up here somewhere, you should go through the older ones.

I used to watch a lot of Sightings and Twilight Zone, which are kind of related to these urban legends. Also, check out broodjeaap.nl and snopes.com. Great resources.

Good luck and see ya around.



Hi manitou, met mij is alles goed, hoe is het met jou?
het is inderdaad leuk om nog een Hollander hier te spotten original.gif

Thank you verry much for the Internet sites, i mean it,
these sites will help me allot.

thanx again en ik zie je nog wel een keer original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Daniella2310 @ Jan 7 2006, 12:46 AM) [snapback]1009040[/snapback]

THE MELLON HEADS!!

i hate them crying.gif



Hi

i was wondering, what are The Mellon Heads??
im kind of curious about it. original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(jcb33 @ Jan 7 2006, 01:56 AM) [snapback]1009161[/snapback]

lol when i was little at school we would tell each other scary storys... and one was about "The mad Axeman" he was suppose to come at night and chop the heads of childrens souls off, and then he would open his coat to reveal the screeming souls he had killed before and claim your soul..... when i heard that i wouldent go upstairs alone for about 2 years tongue.gif



I never heard that one before, i can understand why you were so afraid, i am also scared
at the moment.

But thanx for your story thumbsup.gif, i just hope "The Mad Axeman" wont visit me tonight crying.gif


Ares God of War
QUOTE(ADHD Inattentive @ Jan 7 2006, 09:57 AM) [snapback]1009835[/snapback]

The one about the dog who licked her owners hand at night, to bad their are to many damn versions of it .



oo, yeh i know that one,

isn"t that the one, where the dog owners hear dripping noises, and then let there dogs lick there hands to reasure them, and later on they find there dogs dead, hanging in the showers, and later found out that it were not there dogs licking there hands?

There are indeed alot of different versions of this story; like the one about the two girls who shared there rooms at a school dorm.
These are some of the few storys i know.

But anyway, thanks for your story original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(my_psychosis @ Jan 7 2006, 11:18 AM) [snapback]1009898[/snapback]

Where I grew up we had the devil man. There was actually a man who ran around in a devils costume yelling about the end of the world and how we would all burn in hell. of course now Im sure he was a person with dissabilatiys (oops bad spelling) but then he was very scary, and apperantly kids now still talk about him!



Verry scarry,
do you still see him run around nowadays??
sorry if this sounds stupid, but i am curious about it.

Thanx for your story
StalingradK
I have one, you go to bed one dreary night, it's silent, you sleep well, not a thing on your mind. You wake, then REMEMBER YOU FINAL PROJECT IS DUE, bum bum bummmmmmmmmm
Ares God of War
QUOTE(StalingradK @ Jan 13 2006, 04:47 AM) [snapback]1018772[/snapback]

I have one, you go to bed one dreary night, it's silent, you sleep well, not a thing on your mind. You wake, then REMEMBER YOU FINAL PROJECT IS DUE, bum bum bummmmmmmmmm



Good one thumbsup.gif
Onetrey
Cat's climbing up on you while your sleeping and stealing your breath...damn them!
a_blue_fish
QUOTE(ADHD Inattentive @ Jan 7 2006, 01:57 AM) [snapback]1009835[/snapback]

The one about the dog who licked her owners hand at night, to bad their are to many damn versions of it .

I agree. That one scared the sh** out of me when I was 14-15.
razorbladeki5s
QUOTE(kiddglock @ Jan 5 2006, 09:16 PM) [snapback]1006640[/snapback]

Dunno about Urban Legends as there are so many that have been done to death and they aren't very scary anymore, as a result. I remember watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken when I was a kid and getting very scared, especially at the part where there was blood on the piano keys and it wouldn't even wash off using Bon Ami. That was harsh. tongue.gif


speaking of childhood scary movies..
i remembered there's this ONE movie i can never forget..
it scared the sh** outta me when i was a kiddo..
its about this clown.. dragging kids from underneath their beds.. etc..

ahhh.. w00t.gif

anyways

Ares God of War!

i just remembered a story that was told when i was about 10 years old..
it was spreading like a disease back in my primary convent school..
all the kids here called the lady the blood sucker..
and there was this other name but i can't remember..
we were told that she'll come around and suck virgin bloods..
young girls like us back then..
the blood sucker was from philippines or malaysia..
she will knock on random doors..
asking for help or anything to fool the moms..
but apparently theres more bad intentions to it..

my friend once told me that it happened to her friend before..
but my friend's.. friend's mom told her to go away.. or something..
not sure if it was real though..

but yeah here's a story to share.. grin2.gif


Saint Macabre
hmmm...I think the legend about that old disco song "Love Roller Coaster". Supposedly the scream of a woman being murdered nearby was recorded while the song was being recorded in the studio... I've heard the scream, but I googled the story...just another urban legend thumbsup.gif
rhylin
hmm I recently heard an urban legend that didn't scare me but I thought it was very interesting.
http://www.jkcinema.com/gamesmov.asp?type=5
they're little movie clips but wicked cool thumbsup.gif
This is how Sloppy Joes originated:
Anyways the UL is about a man (Joe) who owns his own resturaunt and comes home early to find his wife cheating on him with his friend. He was so angry that he butchered them, cut them up and grounded them into peopleburg. Later on that night his inlaws came over for dinner. Joe explained that his wife ran away with the man she was cheating with. When in all actuality her parents were devoring her and her lover. It was ground meat with his special sauce. His father-in-law said, "Boy this is sloppy, Joe." Hence the name
I think I totally killed it but check out the videos original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(razorbladeki5s @ Jan 16 2006, 06:22 AM) [snapback]1023522[/snapback]

speaking of childhood scary movies..
i remembered there's this ONE movie i can never forget..
it scared the sh** outta me when i was a kiddo..
its about this clown.. dragging kids from underneath their beds.. etc..

ahhh.. w00t.gif

anyways

Ares God of War!

i just remembered a story that was told when i was about 10 years old..
it was spreading like a disease back in my primary convent school..
all the kids here called the lady the blood sucker..
and there was this other name but i can't remember..
we were told that she'll come around and suck virgin bloods..
young girls like us back then..
the blood sucker was from philippines or malaysia..
she will knock on random doors..
asking for help or anything to fool the moms..
but apparently theres more bad intentions to it..

my friend once told me that it happened to her friend before..
but my friend's.. friend's mom told her to go away.. or something..
not sure if it was real though..

but yeah here's a story to share.. grin2.gif



Sounds a little like " Springheelde Jack ", but he wasn"t a bloodsucker, he also tryed to
get people outside there home by screaming "Help!, Springheelde Jack striked again", or something like that.

Anyway, thanx for your story - razorbladeki5s thumbsup.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(rhylin @ Jan 18 2006, 08:30 PM) [snapback]1027108[/snapback]

hmm I recently heard an urban legend that didn't scare me but I thought it was very interesting.
http://www.jkcinema.com/gamesmov.asp?type=5
they're little movie clips but wicked cool thumbsup.gif
This is how Sloppy Joes originated:
Anyways the UL is about a man (Joe) who owns his own resturaunt and comes home early to find his wife cheating on him with his friend. He was so angry that he butchered them, cut them up and grounded them into peopleburg. Later on that night his inlaws came over for dinner. Joe explained that his wife ran away with the man she was cheating with. When in all actuality her parents were devoring her and her lover. It was ground meat with his special sauce. His father-in-law said, "Boy this is sloppy, Joe." Hence the name
I think I totally killed it but check out the videos original.gif



I do not understand why the wife and the cheater didn"t defend thereself since they out numberd Joe, but still, a Good story original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Saint Macabre @ Jan 16 2006, 10:20 PM) [snapback]1024464[/snapback]

hmmm...I think the legend about that old disco song "Love Roller Coaster". Supposedly the scream of a woman being murdered nearby was recorded while the song was being recorded in the studio... I've heard the scream, but I googled the story...just another urban legend thumbsup.gif


Interresting original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(a_blue_fish @ Jan 16 2006, 05:59 AM) [snapback]1023481[/snapback]

I agree. That one scared the sh** out of me when I was 14-15.


How about the one with the old lady, and the puzzle murderer?

That one scared me to death. sad.gif
chunga
ELVIS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
punkmonkey123
QUOTE(Ares God of War @ Jan 5 2006, 02:27 PM) [snapback]1006708[/snapback]

I never saw "The Ghost and Mr. chicken" it sounds funny,
but i know what you mean, i experienced the same thing in my childhood, watching movies like Disneys -Snow White-, that witch scared me to death. (I was 5 years old when i saw it)

But anyway, i still get chills hearing Ghost stories and Urban legends, but its the Fright of a ghost storie, that makes it so exciting and interesting, i think.

Thnx for your Reply original.gif

my mom's afraid of the wizord of oz b/c of the urban legends of the suicid munchkin and the flying monkeys. i also heard that one of pink flyd's songs has some wierd stuff realting to the wizard of oz
punkmonkey123
QUOTE(a_blue_fish @ Jan 16 2006, 04:59 AM) [snapback]1023481[/snapback]

I agree. That one scared the sh** out of me when I was 14-15.

i heard that one a month ago, im 12, and i was soo scared of it to this day every night i lock evary single door and window im our house, and i leave the living room lights on so they think someone's awake! lol
Ares God of War
QUOTE(punkmonkey123 @ Jan 22 2006, 04:55 AM) [snapback]1031380[/snapback]

my mom's afraid of the wizord of oz b/c of the urban legends of the suicid munchkin and the flying monkeys. i also heard that one of pink flyd's songs has some wierd stuff realting to the wizard of oz


I don"t blaime your mom, i also find the wizard of oz, a bit scary. sad.gif
those Flying monkeys are freaky, and who ever heard of a Scarecrow with brains, or a
Tin man with a heart hmm.gif..... Anyway,

about the Pink floyd song,
what kind of weird stuff do you mean??,
and how did you find out about this?

Saga
QUOTE(Ares God of War @ Jan 5 2006, 01:45 AM) [snapback]1005694[/snapback]

Ever heard a Ghost story that scared you so much, you were to afraid to sleep at night, A story so terrifying (Sorry for my bad english), it gave you Goose-bumps, or maybe a story that was not scarry at all, but kind of funny??

I know i have,
so if you know a Scarry or maybe Funny Ghost story/Urban Legend that is considerd as your absolute favorite, share it with others.

Im interrested in Urban Legends/ Ghost storys, and i do not know many storys, so i hope this will increase my knowdledge.



hiya original.gif
what about the story with someone sitting behind you in your car when it's dark outside?

LOOOOVE urban legends

by the way, wasn't there a film "Urban Legend"?
Quite nice, I'd say original.gif
MintMocha
Hmm. There's many versions of this one for just about possibly every town... but here's the one for Arkansas'. Just north of Little Rock on Highway 365, a girl was killed in a car accident. (It's also happened south and as far away as Pine Bluff.) It is said that every year around prom night, she is seen standing on the side of the road wearing a bloody white gown and is badly bruised. When the driver stops and picks her up, she gives her address and, when they arrive at the said house, she vanishes. Some say she leaves a jacket, others say she leaves a wilted crossage. Either way, the driver commonly goes to the door and, in the version with the jacket, presents the jacket to the woman who answers and breaks down into tears saying, "That was my daughter's jacket." Other versions simply state that she says her daughter is dead.

I had to look this one back up though, mainly 'cause I couldn't remember if it took place in this state or not.
Carla
Candy man was probably the most scary for me when I was younger. I couldn’t pass a mirror with having Goosebumps for ages.
Nessieman23
What about The Roomate? That one was scary, but the Candyman one was scary, I heard it from a kid named Jihad last year...He said you need a mirror and a flashlight and you've got to chant 'Candyman' until he comes out, or bloody Mary or LaLorna, etc. etc.
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Saga @ Jan 22 2006, 10:03 PM) [snapback]1032136[/snapback]

hiya original.gif
what about the story with someone sitting behind you in your car when it's dark outside?

LOOOOVE urban legends

by the way, wasn't there a film "Urban Legend"?
Quite nice, I'd say original.gif


Didn"t knew that one, thanx thumbsup.gif

yeah Urban legends are cool

yeh, there is a film called "Urban legend",
I never saw it tough,
but i want to.
Ares God of War
QUOTE(MintMocha @ Jan 22 2006, 10:23 PM) [snapback]1032157[/snapback]

Hmm. There's many versions of this one for just about possibly every town... but here's the one for Arkansas'. Just north of Little Rock on Highway 365, a girl was killed in a car accident. (It's also happened south and as far away as Pine Bluff.) It is said that every year around prom night, she is seen standing on the side of the road wearing a bloody white gown and is badly bruised. When the driver stops and picks her up, she gives her address and, when they arrive at the said house, she vanishes. Some say she leaves a jacket, others say she leaves a wilted crossage. Either way, the driver commonly goes to the door and, in the version with the jacket, presents the jacket to the woman who answers and breaks down into tears saying, "That was my daughter's jacket." Other versions simply state that she says her daughter is dead.

I had to look this one back up though, mainly 'cause I couldn't remember if it took place in this state or not.



Wauw, Great Story!!,

thank you very much original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Carla @ Jan 24 2006, 04:28 PM) [snapback]1034125[/snapback]

Candy man was probably the most scary for me when I was younger. I couldn’t pass a mirror with having Goosebumps for ages.


The story they told me at school, was the one about "Bloody Mary", but i know that

the "Bloody Mary" and "Candy Man" story"s are simulair in most ways.

Wasn"t there a Movie called "Candy Man" ??
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Nessieman23 @ Jan 24 2006, 09:42 PM) [snapback]1034391[/snapback]

What about The Roomate? That one was scary, but the Candyman one was scary, I heard it from a kid named Jihad last year...He said you need a mirror and a flashlight and you've got to chant 'Candyman' until he comes out, or bloody Mary or LaLorna, etc. etc.



There are many dfferent story"s about this, arent there??

Verry interesting.
Arranoth
I was going to post the story about the phone calls from inside the house but since that's being made into a movie I figured it'd be too cliche.

But anyways, here a good one I found:
"The Chinese Restaurant"
A wealthy couple along with their prized dog were in China one day vacationing. It was nearly supper time so they decided to go to a local restaurant that was famous for it's excellent food. They go inside, and get seated, but then they realize that they have their dog with them. They try to ask the waitress if the restaurant has any place to keep their precious dog while they eat. The waitress who speaks very little English tries to understand what the foreigners are saying. After a while the waitress seems to get the idea, and picks the dog up and away from the table. A while later the couple receives their meal, which they don't seem to remember ordering. But, they dig in anyways. They love the food and think it is the best food they have ever eaten. Later, when the waitress returns with their bill they try to ask her what their mystery meal was. She smiles brightly, and pulls out their beloved dog's collar, which she places on the table.

I'll also post the story about the Scraping Noise if anyone wants to hear it.
Dark Goku
QUOTE(Daniella2310 @ Jan 6 2006, 11:46 PM) [snapback]1009040[/snapback]

THE MELLON HEADS!!

i hate them crying.gif

Hey Me new round ere lol
anyways some of the stuff on ere
aint true right?

no.gif
lkayn
QUOTE(Saga @ Jan 22 2006, 03:03 PM) [snapback]1032136[/snapback]

hiya original.gif
what about the story with someone sitting behind you in your car when it's dark outside?

LOOOOVE urban legends

by the way, wasn't there a film "Urban Legend"?
Quite nice, I'd say original.gif


I loveth that movie.
lkayn
QUOTE(Ares God of War @ Jan 28 2006, 04:33 AM) [snapback]1039156[/snapback]

The story they told me at school, was the one about "Bloody Mary", but i know that

the "Bloody Mary" and "Candy Man" story"s are simulair in most ways.

Wasn"t there a Movie called "Candy Man" ??


Yes, and their are two sequals. Candyman being the first movie, second: Farewell to the Flesh, Third: Day of the Dead.
Ares God of War
QUOTE(lkayn @ Feb 2 2006, 05:03 PM) [snapback]1045557[/snapback]

Yes, and their are two sequals. Candyman being the first movie, second: Farewell to the Flesh, Third: Day of the Dead.


oke, cool!!

i will go rent those three movies some day.
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Ares God of War @ Feb 3 2006, 05:00 PM) [snapback]1046843[/snapback]

oke, cool!!

i will go rent those three movies some day.



is this correct english?? hmm.gif
Rykster
Not bad Ares, not bad. Better English than manyAmericans, sadly to say!
ItsAllAboutTheTeeth
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we've never been ablt to work out what came first, him or....his teeth...
sofia
I'm typing this from memory, so I'll probably get a few details wrong. Apologies for my crappy writing. Anyway:

An attractive young woman is running late getting home from work, rushing to get to her car before the evening traffic picks up. As she nears the vehicle, a man in a wheel chair approaches her, holding a letter in his hand.

"Excuse me, ma'am?" he asks, looking sheepish. "I'm sorry to bother you, but this is urgent. I need to deliver this letter to the address marked on the envelop as soon as possible and, well, that's a little difficult for me to do. Is there any way you can help me out?"

The woman, torn between her sympathies for the man and wanting to get home, ponders for a moment. Finally compassion wins the battle, and she agrees to do it. The man thanks her and wheels away.

The woman hops into her car, deciding to take a shortcut through a nearby alley. As she drives up to the entrance, she spots the "crippled" man, carrying his chair and walking into one of the yards lining the back road. Becoming suspicious, she decides to turn the letter into the police.

They head over to address to investigate, where they discover a small house filled to the brim with dozens of different body parts -- limbs, organs, torsos, etc. -- in varying stages of decomposition.

The reason they were so eager to investigate this letter? Upon opening it, they discovered a rather foreboding message:

"This is the last one I'm sending you today."

QUOTE(Ares God of War @ Jan 28 2006, 03:33 AM) [snapback]1039156[/snapback]

The story they told me at school, was the one about "Bloody Mary", but i know that

the "Bloody Mary" and "Candy Man" story"s are simulair in most ways.


My friend and I used to do Bloody Mary in front of her mirror just to piss her mom off, when we were kids. I've never seen a grown woman get so frightened over something so silly... devil.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(Rykster @ Feb 3 2006, 05:07 PM) [snapback]1046853[/snapback]

Not bad Ares, not bad. Better English than manyAmericans, sadly to say!


Thanx original.gif
Ares God of War
QUOTE(sofia @ Feb 4 2006, 09:02 AM) [snapback]1047915[/snapback]

I'm typing this from memory, so I'll probably get a few details wrong. Apologies for my crappy writing. Anyway:

An attractive young woman is running late getting home from work, rushing to get to her car before the evening traffic picks up. As she nears the vehicle, a man in a wheel chair approaches her, holding a letter in his hand.

"Excuse me, ma'am?" he asks, looking sheepish. "I'm sorry to bother you, but this is urgent. I need to deliver this letter to the address marked on the envelop as soon as possible and, well, that's a little difficult for me to do. Is there any way you can help me out?"

The woman, torn between her sympathies for the man and wanting to get home, ponders for a moment. Finally compassion wins the battle, and she agrees to do it. The man thanks her and wheels away.

The woman hops into her car, deciding to take a shortcut through a nearby alley. As she drives up to the entrance, she spots the "crippled" man, carrying his chair and walking into one of the yards lining the back road. Becoming suspicious, she decides to turn the letter into the police.

They head over to address to investigate, where they discover a small house filled to the brim with dozens of different body parts -- limbs, organs, torsos, etc. -- in varying stages of decomposition.

The reason they were so eager to investigate this letter? Upon opening it, they discovered a rather foreboding message:

"This is the last one I'm sending you today."
My friend and I used to do Bloody Mary in front of her mirror just to piss her mom off, when we were kids. I've never seen a grown woman get so frightened over something so silly... devil.gif


Good story's original.gif

i think you are right, it's kinda silly.
But at my school, wen i was 12 year's old, my teacher also got pissed off, because some kids in my class did the "Bloody Mary" ritual at home, or so they said.

Does this superstition has something to do with being a adult ??,
I don't think so, since there are also adults on this site, who Don't believe in such things.

But what do you -Urban Legends Fan's- out there, think about this?
ItsAllAboutTheTeeth
this ones called: The Firey Death Pants of Fiiiya (the turkey gospels part 1)

It comes from and auld hag i knew when i was a wee kiddie. It's the story of a young mans travels across the planes of Djibouti, where the africans eat locusts and have a passion for sticking eggs up the bums. One night when he was camping out in the widerness he started to here the sounds of a 1000 monkeys singing all around him; the classic 'In Da Club' by 50 pennies. This startled him for a moment, till he found his groove and started to join in, as he lost himself in the heavy beats and sweaty monkey stench he never noticed the sheer horror that was about to arrive. As the monkeys stared fecking off one by one, our man never noticed till all but none were gone, our man was very upset by this and he turned around to go back to his camp BUT their lying in front of him, where The Firey Death Pants of Fiiiya and the turkey said 'GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!' then started raping all the shepards sheep, so the man put the pants on died zomg kkthanxbia!! xxx



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p.s thanks to sir.Hippie for the FIREY PANTS OF FIIIYA ...what a brave soul...
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