The Really Hard Questions in Life........


* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

* Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

* Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't legally drink and drive?

* Why is the word abbreviation so long?

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

* If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

* When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

* If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?

* If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

* If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

* If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

* When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

* Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

* Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

* What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

How 'bout:

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how come it sticks to your pan?

It sounds like something experienced Phantom!

if u throw a cat out a window, is it concidered kitty litter?

whats a cannibal's definition of finger food?

i know more but cant think of n e...

Great stuff Allie

Good stuff

yeah very cool ...

but made me wonder more ..
who can answer there questions ?? !!

These are funny Allie! I like these:

Allie, these are great.

real great stuff allie!