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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.

''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
Tillghast
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TheOracle
That poor girl ! Having to deal with two deaths in the family wink2.gif

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Nancy
arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!

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I don't get it... blink.gif
Kaj
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Siphis:

Itīs the same mother
Ronin6th
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By the way, it reminds me I have a nasty one, sorry for the blondes who are members of this board...

"What is a clever blonde?"

- a Labrador (retriever).
Kismit
Ronin , theres an e on the end of blonde hun wink2.gif
Ronin6th
Ok, I changed it...you got a point Kismit, hence all the blonde crew! wink2.gif

By the way, for my defence, we don't learn a lot of stories about blondes in my english lessons... wink2.gif
Kismit
LOL Ronin , I'm sure with your good looks , I'm sure you don't need english lessons to learn about blondes ..... grin2.gif
Nancy
QUOTE (Kismit @ Aug 31 2003, 04:52 AM)
LOL  Ronin , I'm sure with your good looks , I'm sure you don't need english lessons to learn about blondes .....  grin2.gif

WoooooooHooooooooooo.. YOU can say that again.... WHEWIE!

At least this blonde understood the "tragedy"..... amazing, huh?
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Raziel
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