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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender for some drinks:
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender: "What is a B and C?"
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
Jera
I donīt think I get this one...... blink.gif

Whatīs so funny?
j6p
Ok see if you get this one:
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo," she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
Jera
That one I get, I actually think i get the other one too, but I donīt think any of them are very funny......maybe thatīs just me
Allie
They were both funny siphis, and j6p. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif thumbsup.gif
Ronin6th
They are both very funny! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

I won't add one otherwise I'll have the blonde league on this forum after me like the other time! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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