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connecian
I looked and did not see this .. if it has already been posted before.. please forgive me ....

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After reading this, you will know everything!

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The
spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know
you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at
least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne
particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as
substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7
times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching
television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty
years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's
gum..

The king of hearts is the only king without a
mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright
brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating
1 olive from each salad served in first-class.


Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you
up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called
aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead
skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung
cancer.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually
than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia
combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't
like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads
for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not
downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows! why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from
the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The
horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured
out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president
whose name contains all the letters from the word
"criminal." The second was William Jefferson
Clinton.

Turtles can breathe through their butts

Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than
all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point
pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do
death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently
arrived immigrants.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or
older.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an
inch every year because when it was built, engineers
failed to take into account the weight of all the
books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7
pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our
nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from
their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using
the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be
39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

A crocodile can not stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick
their elbow.

Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to your
friends.. They will get a kick out of it !!

PS... So, did you try to lick your elbow???? wink2.gif
Tillghast
I know everything, i can conquer now!!!!!! Muhahahahahaha! cool.gif alien.gif
neen
I've heard of some of them, but most were new to me, very interesting indeed Connecian grin2.gif
Allie
Some of them have been posted before HERE like neen mentioned, but some of them are new.
Jera
Cool.......


Most of them were new to me, actually............Thatīs what makes it cool! thumbsup.gif
Ronin6th
That's really weird facts...I already knew some of them... original.gif
shelby
PS... So, did you try to lick your elbow????

I did try this grin2.gif .. I almost reached it tongue.gif
connecian
QUOTE (Allie @ Aug 31 2003, 11:55 PM)
Some of them have been posted before HERE like neen mentioned, but some of them are new.

Thanks Allie blush.gif I guess I just did not go back far enough.. Thanks for watching my back original.gif

I am glad there are new things on here.. I thought it was SO informative... and a few I got a chuckle from original.gif
Raziel
I love this sorta stuff original.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7
times.


I tried this with different sizes paper. Couldn't do more than six folds, no matter what size!

QUOTE
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching
television.

Also, you burn more calories eating celery than celery has in it!

QUOTE
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's
gum..

Dang, this was my next question in the trivia section! sad.gif

QUOTE
Turtles can breathe through their butts

And they know this how? huh.gif Does a turtles breath smell better than its farts?


All were great, connecian thumbsup.gif
Homer
QUOTE (shelby @ Sep 1 2003, 05:53 AM)
PS... So, did you try to lick your elbow????

I did try this grin2.gif .. I almost reached it  tongue.gif

shelby, are you suggesting that you have a very talented tongue? w00t.gif
shelby
QUOTE (Homer @ Sep 3 2003, 01:19 AM)

shelby, are you suggesting that you have a very talented tongue? w00t.gif

Why sweet Homer... Would you like to find out? whistling2.gif
Phantom
Homer's on a roll... tongue.gif

QUOTE
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."


Haunt, taunt, aunt, wand
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