-Mr. believes no one should have to choose between form and function, which is why he invented the Mohawk.
-Mr. T was really made by MacGyver from 2 match sticks, a used piece of gum, 3 sheets of kleenex, and 5 cigarette butts.
-Catholic school kids fear two things: God's wrath and Mr. T's pity.
-Each morning, before breakfast, Mr. T tears Wayne Brady in half.
-Schit doesn't happen - Mr. T happens.
-Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T's chains are not gold. So much pity came out of his mouth that it eventually solidified around his neck in a metal like form. Thus the chains were born.
-Mr. T pities the emos, thats why they're sad.
