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I wish I was in Dixie...
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This homeless guy walks into a bar and says,
"Gimme whiskey."

The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money
first."

"I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of
whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart
Dixie!"

The bartender had never seen someone fart any
kind of song, so he agrees. The homeless guy
drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers
up on stage and the audience starts applauding.
Then he drops his pants and the audience starts
cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to take
a dump all over the stage, and everyone gets
disgusted and leaves.

The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna
fart Dixie! Not crap all over my stage!"

The guy replies, "Hey! Even Bob Dylan has to
clear his throat before he sings!"

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EEEeeewwwww!!!!!!

How unusal. Words escape me.







Funny as all git out, though!

what on earth!

Yuk!

It reminds me that one...that some may know already (heard in the movie "Desperado")

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender, who's none too friendly, hands him the drink. The guy downs it in a single swallow and slams the glass down on the counter. Then he slides it off to the end of the bar. "That'll be two bucks," grunts the bartender.

"Hey," says the guy, "I'll bet you $100 I can piss in that glass and not spill a drop."

The bartender chuckles figuring "Hey, easy money." and says, "Alright!"

The man then unzips his fly and takes out his penis and begins to whiz. He goes crazy whizzing on the counter, on the bar stool, the floor, all over the furniture and even gets some on the bartender--everywhere but the glass. All this time, the bartender's laughing his head off because of how stupid it looks and that he's winning the bet.

When the guy finally stops, peeing all over the place, the bartender still can't stop laughing. "Aw, you dummy, you hit everything but the glass. You owe me 100 bucks."

"Yes. You're right. Okay, give me a second." So the guy goes into the back and talks to two other guys and then comes back with $300. He slaps the $100 on the piss-soaked table. "There."

Perplexed, the bartender asks "Who were those guys?"

"Who? Them? Oh, I bet them $300 that I could piss on the bar, the floor, and you and not only would you not get mad, you'd enjoy it."

Toilet humour is funny for so many reasons

lol...Toilet humor...

I rarely go in public toiltets because they are mostly dirty but like to read what is written on the walls...funny jokes sometimes like "Do you want to attend a tennis game? So look at the opposite wall...then on the opposite side is written "look at the opposite wall."".

Huh...don't want to open a "Do you like public toilets?" thread...

Oh no, toilet humor or..really dirty jokes!

The tennis one was very funny Ronin!

That was sure a stinky- stinky one Neen.

*I can see the flies swarming now*


I liked the guy that goes in to the bar one Ronin.

This is a funny joke

both very amusing

Both are funny.