So as not to be outdone by all the redneck,
hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:


1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George
Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember....is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH!"

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.
If you're here illegally, they want to give you one

Hmm, is pot illegal?

Good one Nxt2Hvn

And yes I liked the "is pot legal" bit

^Thats actually happening here also.


I can imagine his next campian slogan "I'll be back"

Funny!

i think the last i checked hawaii's gas costs even more than california's gas. but im not sure if that true anymore.

OMG, freaking hilarious!!!!

That's definitely a little slice of California for ya.