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Nxt2Hvn
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 30 years and over... and for those who are turning 30 and for those who are scared of moving into their 40's...AND 50's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.

A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women. On ce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Here's an update for you.

Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.


I am proud to be over 30.. actually I will be 35 next Saturday!! And after reading this I now know why my husband who is 10 years younger than me loves me so much! thumbsup.gif



Nadal
Happy birthday then...old chicks fer da WIN!

Heheh...*ahem* I mean older....
_Nyx_
laugh.gif That's great.....makes being 32 seem a little less dreadful.... yes.gif
Bex
WWWWWOOO HOOO I'll be 43 in March
I feel exactly like that. Who gives a Flying Rat's *** what anybody negative comment is hahaha.

I love my Pappa buy my Mom use to say that me and her got more things accomplished than Dad ever could... poor Dad lol
nativechick1989
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That's great!
star_child
QUOTE
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.
This is not true of younger women.


Really? crying.gif
Carla
Something to look forward to when I get older . grin2.gif
Rainbow Rowan
Who says that women over 30 have wrinkles? ohmy.gif

I think that these days women look fantastic in their 30's, 40's and 50's. Most of the female celebrities are over 30 and have great skin and fit bodies.

Us girlies over 30 not only know ourselves better, we know what we want and how to help ourselves. We are wise AND beautiful thumbsup.gif
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