Hello, everyone. I've been away from the site for a while, but I'm back now. This site has certainly become active in the last year or so! Very cool..

Special greetings to the lovely Lottie.


Kind regards, Roger

OMG! How amazing you found me! LOL I noticed your name and thought no it can't be.... I have missed you.

Welcome back to UM and my secret haunt. xx

I missed you, too!

I'm so glad you're here.. woot!!

Once you pop the fun don't stop ©
edit: Notice this © <-----it means it is copywritten peeps.

No prob. I didn't want to say that anyway...( ) welcome back...though we haven't met...but you said yourself you returned, so, yeah, welcome back works sufficiently.

Well since dollar stores do it all the time, I'm going to plagiarize your copyright by making one very similar to it!

Let's see...how would a dollar store do it.

Once you pop the lid of which, super happy does fairly cease to be, thank you.

Chew on THAT!

that's quite a mouthful...

Yes, but it's two for $1. Compare that to Yelekiah's costliness, almost $3.57!

If you say so. But I have also had my name registered as a trademark. So usage of my name will result in you getting sued out of your pants.
-Yelekiah ®

"I'll take stream-of-consciousness humor for 400, Alex."

you guys..

welcome back

I must admit, of all available slogins, this one seems quite cost efficient. however, don't think it will catch on....it may though, i've been wrong before...(i must have once, can't recall when though...)

But the quality of the 50 cent slogans are poor indeed. Yelekiah's ® (<---- yes, the one with the apostrophe has been registered as well) "catch phrase" has a lifelong guarantee. Not to mention that it is also 25% more absorbent than the leading "catch phrases", such as Fonzy's "eyyyyy". I suspect that within a year, it will be on top.

a lifelong guarantee eh? okay...but what's the warantee like?

Maintenance is the Owner's Responsibility
What this Warranty Does Not Cover
This warranty does not cover
1. Choking on your own saliva as you state the catchphrase
2. Being slapped in the face with a catfish for stating the phrase
3. Maintenance of the mouth region
4. Exploding pants syndrome

Welcome back!

Thank you.

Oy! There's a lot of catching up to do.


I decided on the one-year secret warrantee..

Smart move

Does the extended warantee cost extra? if not, this could very well be a catchphrase for me.

No extra cost.

I'm sold

Fine. One day when you suffer from exploding pants syndrome and the warranty screws you over, you'll wish you'd gone with my phrase.

lmao

Welcome back

Just more evidence that UM has secret waves within the forum to draw people in and keep them here or making them return one day. Why do you think the forum is a "custom" code?

Welcome back to UM.

One ring to bind them all, one ring to find them..

Speak friend and enter.



When I grow up, I want to be an elf-lord.

For $1 I'll sell you a Super Happy Fun Honor Ring which will satisfy your elf-lord jewelry needs.

Just like the one from Saturday Night Live?

Uh...sure?