Happiness is just like wetting yourself

Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.



Remember this next time you feel happy

umm... ok...




Then why do babies with wet diapers cry so dern much?

They're crying with joy, my friend, with joy.

And i never said you would be happy if you wet yourself, i said it JUST LIKE, so

I wish they'd be happy at other than 2:00 in the morning...



Guess i'll go wet myself now...



just thought - instead of "Be Happy!" tell people "Get Wet! "
As if they didn't think you were strange enough!