1. I'M GOING FISHING: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid, and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish
swim by in complete safety."

2. IT'S A GUY THING: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
logical."

3. CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?: "Why isn't it already on the
table?"

4. UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, or alternately, YES, DEAR:
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

5. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN: "I have no idea
how it works."

6. I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE
THINGS ON MY MIND: "I was wondering if that red-head over
there is wearing a bra."

7. TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD: "I
can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

8. THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR: "Are you still talking?"

9. YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS: "I remember the
theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed,
and the vehicle identification Numbers of every car I've ever
owned, but I forgot your birthday."

10. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU
THESE ROSES: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real
babe."

11. OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG
DEAL: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death
before I admit that I'm hurt."

12. HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING: "And
I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

13. I CAN'T FIND IT: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so
I'm completely clueless."

14. WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?: "What did you catch me at?"

15. I HEARD YOU: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just
said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough
so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

16. YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE: "I am
used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."

17. YOU LOOK TERRIFIC: "Oh, God, please don't try on one
more outfit, I'm starving."

18. I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE: "No
one will ever see us alive again."

Ohhh I like all of them, and sooo true

Me <~~ holding up a card that says this is an "11" .. surpasses a "10" by a mile!
So true....... omg so true!! Thanks for this walk down memory lane.

Again they are all great, and all true to.

Schadeaux these are hilarious!

These are so great... I think I have heard them all !!!

That's one language I have learned well.
All very funny, schadeaux!

That´s something genetical for men all over the world. (almost)
Don´t know why we are like this....maybe a instinct for survival???

It works though...

Added: you trator you, schadeaux...we are busted.

great stuff scha!