making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave,
at least listen to what happened"
"It'll be the last thing I'll hear from you so make it fast."
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead
and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured
them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she
was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair
of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear
because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I
gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have
good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also
gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you
never wore! again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . ."The young woman was very grateful
to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of
her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?
I could just imagine the look on her face when he said that! 