A Brief Note to the Skeptic Society:
I’m afraid I’ve created a misimpression over the years, for which I want to apologize. Somehow, in my willingness to enter into public discussions with you, I’ve mistakenly led you to believe that I have a stake of some sort in your approval, when nothing could be further from the truth. As the saying goes, my self-worth is completely unrelated to your opinion of me, and I’ve worked far too hard for far too many years, and have far too much left to do, to jump through hoops in the hope of proving something you’ve staked your reputations on mocking. Whatever your opinions, you’re certainly entitled to them, as I’m entitled to mine. The only power that I answer to is God and the Christ Consciousness and beyond that there is no one else I’m accountable to for my gift.
If it’s true that you’ve accumulated $1 million, I can’t congratulate you enough. I’ve checked with my staff, by the way, and no one ever saw, let alone returned, whatever confirmation to that effect you mailed to my office. We can only assume that you sent it to our old Dillon Avenue address, from which we moved months ago, in which case yes, the post office would have returned it to you. Let me clarify: I have no interest in your $1 million or any intention of pursuing it. (See above position on jumping through hoops.)
I do however have a suggestion regarding the money that I mean from the bottom of my heart: please, please do what I would have done with it and donate it to a worthy, legitimate charity. I’ve worked for years with the wonderful Multiple Sclerosis Foundation who would put it to such good use, or there are many charities, including the American Red Cross and the Salvation Army, who’ve been such a Godsend to the hurricanes Katrina and Rita victims. Now that you’ve gone to the trouble of raising it, imagine the joy of sharing it with those who need it so desperately.
I truly hope you’ll give this suggestion serious consideration and act on it. In the meantime, I wish you well, and God bless you.