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Man shocked to find corpse on settee
A Swiss man returned home from his holiday to find a dead body in his living room.
Johann Rauber, from Muenchenbuchsee, called the police when he found the as yet unidentified corpse lying on his couch.
He said: "Whenever you go away for a couple of weeks, you always return home expecting to find that something has gone off, but it's usually a lump of cheese or slice of bread, not a dead body."
A spokesman for the Berne police said the dead man had passed away a few days earlier but it was not clear how or why he entered Rauber's flat.
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Yikes, that'd be too much for me, ty! 
I wonder how long it will be before the fellow moves (not the dead guy 
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I wonder how long it will be before the fellow moves (not the dead guy )....QUOTE(battleangel @ Feb 1 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]1043736[/snapback]
Yikes, that'd be too much for me, ty!
I wonder how long it will be before the fellow moves (not the dead guy )....Soon hey I wanna know how the dead dude ended up in the house
Probably a burglar who suffered instant karma... I so wish we'd found our burglars dead on the sofa... 
well, that's.... different....
I think someone owes rent...
--Jon
--Jon
^ 
I'd say the same thing if I had killed him.
"Yes officer, I just came home and he was dead on the floor, crazy isn't it?"
"Yes officer, I just came home and he was dead on the floor, crazy isn't it?"
Well, that would be lovely- come home to some dead dude on your couch.
QUOTE(jesspy @ Feb 1 2006, 12:25 AM) [snapback]1043677[/snapback]
Man shocked to find corpse on settee
A Swiss man returned home from his holiday to find a dead body in his living room.
Johann Rauber, from Muenchenbuchsee, called the police when he found the as yet unidentified corpse lying on his couch.
He said: "Whenever you go away for a couple of weeks, you always return home expecting to find that something has gone off, but it's usually a lump of cheese or slice of bread, not a dead body."
A spokesman for the Berne police said the dead man had passed away a few days earlier but it was not clear how or why he entered Rauber's flat.
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so thats where i left uncle Bernie
man we were drunk that night
Ewww . . . 
That had to have been a horrible surprise.
That had to have been a horrible surprise.
what the?!...
What's a "settee", anyway? Judging from context clues (how fourth grade, I know), I'm going to guess it means "sofa" or "couch" (I can't tell the difference).
--Jon
--Jon
Yup sofa/couch is the same thing 
It was probably someone who was having issues and accidently opened the wrong door. In his confusion he didn't realize he was in the wrong place, and quietly died on the couch.
I would like to know if the dead guy is young or old. Sad enough to say, if it was an elderly gentleman, I would guess an althimers patient. my grandma has that now, and her wandering off if one of our biggest fears. If it was a young guy, well, I'd want to know if there was drugs in his system
QUOTE(hamellr @ Feb 1 2006, 09:44 PM) [snapback]1044551[/snapback]
It was probably someone who was having issues and accidently opened the wrong door. In his confusion he didn't realize he was in the wrong place, and quietly died on the couch.
what??????!!!!!!!!!!?????????
you should be a writer for the show "csi"
Atleast he kept his humour...
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