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gothikchile13
I got this in an email. I don't know about countries other than the US, but for us over here, this is so true...thumbsup.gif

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Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $3.58.
The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her.
She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies.
While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters,
but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his
profit?

Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.
What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for
the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as
The logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

Teaching Math In 2005
Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera por $100. El cargo de produccion es $80. Cuantas tortillas se puede comprar?


--Jon
Imaginary Friend
no.gif It's amazing to me how persons with that acumen are allowed to work a companies cash register! Thank the powers we've evolved to spell check, calculators and computers technology, so the program can give them a clue when thinking is clearly in deficit!

We bought a dinner for two at a Tampa Florida Burger King some years ago. At the last minute, we asked to add a 99cent large fry to the final total, which would have made for a penny less than a full dollar, to add on for a final grand total of 5.99

I am not exaggerating here when I tell you it took two register workers, (1 had to leave their customers/register, to come over and try to add.) , and 1 manager to attend the request. I'm standing there, people in line behind me waiting their turn, watching these 3 minds with a calculator, try to add 99cents onto the total because the register had already gone beyond sub-total and therefore could not help them to count. hmm.gif I had to exercise the patience because I was so amused and dumbfounded at the same time! OMG! So finally I had to say, ya know if you add 1 dollar onto that final total of 5 dollars you have 6 dollars. Then just take away a penny from that, for that 99 cent fry, and you have 5.99. Right!? *Looking hopeful*

They all three looked at me, to the register, to the calculator, 1 to the menu board to be certain of the 99cent thing, and then finally!!! FINALLY!!! The grand puba , aka/ Burger King manager said in all authority;
"It's ok, just give it to her for 5.99" As if doing me the favor. Which is true actually. I appreciated the consideration to cut short the blatant example that in some cases 3 will never be able to divide 1. wacko.gif

Thank you for the read . original.gif
gothikchile13
One time I went to a McDonald's in the mall around here and I forgot what I ordered exactly, but it came out to $7.24. I gave the girl a $10. It was another incident like you described, it took two people 10 minutes to figure out the change, which they asked me anyway...wtf?

Excuse the f*** out of me for making you work for your minimum wage!

--Jon
Bahamut_0
wow, and I thought that I wasn't good at math...
I mean, I may not had payed attention in my classes and my books might had been as good as new but I am not THAT stupid!
Perhaps this people skiped all the math classes (I either skiped most of them or I wasn't paying attention, either sketching on my math book or sleeping tongue.gif) in school? or perhaps they didn't even went to school?
nativechick1989
It amazes me how someone can not figure out change . . I've encountered counter folk like that. There were a couple times when I actually had to add the prices of the items I ordered, for the person taking my order . . . good grief . . .

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Imaginary Friend
We had a small herd of goats at one time, and so I had occasion to stop at the local Amish farm to buy a load of grain and straw. The kids don't attend school past 6th grade, and their studies are conducted within their own community. So depending on the time of day I go to the store, I may get a child at the counter or an adult. This day it was a boy about all of 10. He's writing down my order and figuring the total with a pencil. He comes to the conclusion I owe 30 dollars more than I actually bought. There's a battery operated calculator at his disposal as well. So I figure, what the heck, I'm here and since the calculator got it wrong.... blink.gif

This other customer is standing behind me and they had yet to make their order request, so I just knew they were scared , wondering what their total would end up as. laugh.gif So I lean over on the desk, take a spare pencil and take this boy through the particulars of adding it all up. It felt good to show him , and he was very kind in accepting my offer, what someone had clearly missed before I got there. thumbsup.gif *Teachers anyone?*

Can you imagine doing that @ a fast food place?! HaHa laugh.gif


*sings* "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, just don't expect us to add worth a darnnnnnn" user posted image
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