An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day. After being served a fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.

The Englishman pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.

The Scotsman simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, eyes wide with anger, grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting "SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!!"

The Englishman,Scotsman,and The Irishman, which one are you?

A Welshman who would have just drunk it regardless

I simply would have ate the fly no arguing or fighting just a wee snack with me pint

i'm the Scotsman

I don't drink, lol, so I am neither...

Guinness?
I would have grabbed the English's mug and had that one too as well.

You know that as an american, picking up that englishman's pint is fraught with danger . you are not used to the strong lagers and dodgy real ales and would be flat on the floor after the first few sips !

Eh, Englishman. Sorry.

I have had two bottles a meal and has not happened yet, but perhaps on an empty stomach?
I agree though, that a quart might be a bit much in one sitting. Bad for the waistline if nothing else.

and an englishman would never drink a scotsman's pint because we know the kinds of things they are liable to put in them .