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FireFrog
Well I thought it was funny... editted a bit to fit in with the unexplained-mysteries theme wink2.gif

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This joke involves discussion of anal passages so if this makes you naucious or you think that's just plain disgusting I would suggest not reading the followin story.
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Three men by alien beings one night.

The aliens told them telepathically, that if they wanted to live they would first have to help them with a small experiment. They were told to go into a room of the ship which held every variety of fruit on Earth and pick out one type of fruit each and bring back three of the kind.

The first man came back to the aliens with three apples. He was told that he must swallow these three apples rectally or face the penalty of death. Although he tried with all his might, he could barely get one up his rear and ended up being killed and the body was taken away for further testing.

The second man came back with berries. These slid easily up and when he was just about to put the last one up... there... he began to laugh hysterically.

"What are you doing human? What is wrong with you??"

The man turned to the aliens and said, "I just saw the last guy come back with pineapples!"

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Well, there ya' have it
--FireFrog
Raziel
I heard that one, but i thought the version i heard was better.

Basically the guy with the berries laughed and the aliens killed him.

He and the guy with the apples met in heaven and apple guy said;

"Why did you laugh, you could have got away with it?"

And the other guy replies

"I just saw the other guy coming back with a pineapple"
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