Here's a little joke I found which I changed to suite the site. Hope you think it's funny.

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This joke involves talk about genetalia and other sexual references. If this upsets you turn around now and forget about this joke.
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Five MIB trainies have made it to their final test. As a member of the MIB you are unable to love and even be sexually attracted to another woman.

The men's superior tied a string around each of their penis' and at the end of the string was a bell, so that if this men should be turned on (if ya' know what I mean) they would end up ringing the bell.

Four ladies then entered the room. Each one was wearing little to nothing and were dancing sexily for the men.

Each man stood still and didn't even wince once. They were trained well. The women exited and their superior said, very pleased with his trainies,

"Good work men! You did a fine job!" and went to right down a report in his notebook when he dropped his pen.

He turned around and bent right over to pick up the pen. Just then, five bells went off.

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And there's the joke, hope ya' laughed.
--FireFrog

... ...just wrong...

Crikey!

If I can be candid for a minute, that really is a bloody poor joke. It really is.

Try not to post any more.

Make it three

Four.

Four's about as much as I need. Topic closed.