Exeter got me thinking about this. Thanks, dude!

You think to yourself..."I KNEW I shouldn't have hired the guy wearing the cape and tights to be my henchman!"

You finally want the world to end and have just pushed the big red button, you are greeted not with mass-destruction, but a jangly rendition of "It's a Small World".

You got the idea to make it from the Christmas song "It's a Marshmallow World."

Nobody thought to put a screen on the mouth of it to keep those derned Starfleet captains from flying ships into it.

You can't get the derned hamster to run fast enough.

Most of the technology in it can be found in one of those talking Eric Cartman dolls at Spencer Gifts.

It has a large, easily visible countdown timer.

Even Barney the Purple Dinosaur can kick the crap out of it

After threatening the world with it, a low ranking White House staffer, upon learning Bat Mite was unavailable, sends Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew to thwart you.

You drive your starship inside it and all it does is go 'phtt'.

You wonder to yourself..."would it help if I got out and pushed?"

I love your posts, Schadeaux. They are very funny. Keep 'em coming!

Make more like this!
Please do, i will have something better to do then be ripped apart by the neighboors intruding guard dogs...