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Allie
At age 85, Morris marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities, Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85-year-old groom ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris, who looks happy and eager. Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but you guessed it, Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and he is as fresh as a 25-year old. Once again they enjoy each other. But as Morris gets set to leave, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was here already?"
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schadeaux
w00t.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Yes! A bright spot to growing old! thumbsup.gif

Hoo Boy! I feel myself gettin older every day! laugh.gif
colorless
That's just sad sad.gif


And funny original.gif

But very very sad dontgetit.gif
SpaceyKC
Very funny, Allie laugh.gif
bluesky21
i wish i was like him sometimes...
Jera
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Really Funny, Allie! thumbsup.gif
Engulf
nice allie laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Raziel
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