Of what yield? Just one fart would be equivalent to a very tiny A-Bomb...


Some of the ladies might say that you've already gotten your wish!
Just kidding!


Man= 6 feet * 350=2100 ft.
That's a big footbal field


Elephants are the only Mammals that cannot jump.


All urine glows under black (UV) light.

Just havin' some fun with ya Anson...

(Starfish have no brains) lol grate i can start calling people starfish .

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly
his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy
flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air.
It then opened its mouth to swallow them both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my
God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as
the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from
the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on, God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "Two
minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster
either!"

Thanks for the post Anson Kail, thats the best useless information I have ever read

A pig Ehh!!

I know some who are very strong in this department.

wow, are you like against god or something?

No, she is merely capable of laughing at herself and her religion.

Look through some of her posts, she has a great sense of humor.

ah OK, sorry

"And lord, let the Holy Hand Grenade smite thine enemies and blast them into tiny pieces...In thy mercy.

I'm so glad I'm right handed!

Great minds do think alike. I actually call one of my friends starfish. He does not know why.

these rock....dunno about the pig one... thats creepy... but the rest are amazin

Creepy? Muwahaha....lucky pig. Anyways, I'm left handed. I will now die on average, 9 years 'quicker' than any of yous 'Right 'ander folk and ya stick shifts!"

I'm soooo glad I'm not a praying mantis.