First off, This post is only up to help me learn more about the different kinds of kinesis abilities and how to develop them so I will be able to do them. This is no joke, I take learning the different kinesis abilities very serously. So if you are not here to help me and just here to poke fun of me then please leave because I do not need it.

got a few questions:

whitch kinesis can you learn the fastest?

How long does it normaly take to learn each one?

Need help with meditation, I'm having a very hard time visualizing pictures in my head.

Want to know how to do these abilityes:

Electrokinesis-power to create and control electricity
phyrokinesis- power to control fire
cryokinesis-power to create ice
aerokinesis-power to create and control wind
telekinesis-power to move objects
phycokinesis-manipulation of all force
lunerkinesis-power to control and obsorbe ki energy
Biokinesis- power to change your own cells
hydrokinesis-power to control water
geokinesis-power to control the ground
Thermokinesis-power to change the tempatere
Atmoskinesis-power to control the weather
Umbrakinesis-power to control shadows
Lumokinesis-power to control light
Cryptokinesis-power to broadcast Suggestion

Dynamokinesis- is the manipulation of all of the four forces. (Electromagnetism, Gravity, Strong Nuclear Force, and Weak Nuclear Force.

magnokinesis- power to control magnetice feild
Chronokinesis-power to control perception of time
Autokinesis-power to control energy
Hypnokinesis-power to control a persons thoughts
Vitakinesis-power to heal
Terrakinesis-power to control plant life
Quantakinesis-power to increase or decrease matter
Echokinesis-power to control sound waves
sexkinesis- power to excite the opposite sex from a distance

If anybody could give me an excersize program that they used to become good at anyone of these kinesis abilityes I would really appreaciate it.

...sexkinesis? Ability to trigger orgasm in a partner merely by thinking it?

I for one will instantly strike out Electrokinesis as a possibility. It's simply impossible, as I've explained about three thousand other threads. You can find them if your use the search function.

haha these are great. Audiokinesis! Where do they come up with these?

Sexkinesis!? God

That's a good one. If I ever give a seminar, that will have to be included. BTW What happened to that pinned TK topic burnside? Why was that deleted? If it was, you could close every topic on this subject.

I so wish my girlfreind had sexkinesis...

I didn't know there was a pinned TK topic.

Yep it was in the sub catagory of metaphysics.

She might wish the same about you.

It was probably just moved into the Skills and Abilities area and unpinned.
Topics don't get deleted unless it's for a good reason.


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Something tells me this topic isn't going to last very long.
That's my power, you see. Closeagekinesis, i can see into the future of topics that's are kinda silly and use the power of my mind to close them.

While it is still open I think I should say to those who want to do these things: Telekinesis takes a lot of time. Years to decades. Some people can never do it. Some can do it naturally. Last and most important. Don't believe everything you hear. It gives believers a bad name.

Well, people making things up like Sexkinesis and Quantakinesis gives believers very little credibility more than anything else.

You postwhores.

I wonder, what is Quantakinesis? Control of quantum particles?

I really want to know what the point of controlling Echoes would be (be be be...)

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Sorry BS couldn't help myself

It's terrible isn't it? Why can't newbies not make up stuff? I thought the point of being a N00b was to learn?

Autokinesis

The ability to control...yourself.

Alright obviously you guys didn't understand what I was saying and asking. So I have re-edited my post, so now you know what the diffent kinesises are and what they do. If you got any information on developing them I could use the help. I could also use some help with meditating I just started meditating 2 days ago and I am having trouble with visualizing pictures in my head I know that visualizing is a vital part of developing kinesis ablilites s o I could use the help on that also.

Well I've ALWAYS had that.

I'm all tingly Angrycrustacean, was that you.....

Oh no I think it's just a mild anurism, easy to get the two confused I'm sure. Anyway back to work.

I am just wondering, where did you hear about this huge list of kinesis? They are really just latin words used as a prefix to the word kinesis. You don't need supernatural powers to do all of the following. [This is serious and not meant to insult]

Electrokinesis- Thinking is a process that requires electricity and energy. The more you think, the more electricity you create, and vice versa.
pyrokinesis- Lighter + Gasoline
cryokinesis- Put water in an ice tray in the freezer and adjust the temperature as you see fit
aerokinesis-Exhale and release a mixture of C02 and O2
telekinesis-Pick up a pencil and toss it across the room
phycokinesis-Interact with any physical object and you exert force
lunerkinesis-Learn things and you absorb knowledge, and therefore mental power if you have the insight and knowledge on how to use knowledge.
Biokinesis- Your body will regenerate cells and create new cells constantly without you consciously telling it to. If you are alive, you have biokinesis.
hydrokinesis-Jump in a pool of water. If you have mass, there will be water displacement and the water will rise.
geokinesis- Stomp on the dirt with heavy boots
Thermokinesis-Exale. Your breath is in a body that is 98.6 degrees.
Atmoskinesis- Pollute and burn oil or other toxic flammables.
Umbrakinesis- Turn off all lights you see or close your eyes.
Lumokinesis- Turn on all lights you see.
Cryptokinesis- Talk to people and suggest them to do things.

Dynamokinesis-
Electromagnetism: Run an electric current through a magnet to increase it's magnetic capability.
Gravity: If you have mass, your mass is exerting a gravitational pull on the world around you
Strong Nuclear Force: Work in a nuclear power plant and play with the fuel rods. [Danger: Will cause deadly burns]
Weak Nuclear Force: Play with spent fuel rods.

magnokinesis- Find some Hematite and a magnetic stone. Combine for desired results.
Chronokinesis- Buy some Salvia Divinorum from EBAY or go to sleep. Your dreams are the ultimate example of Chronokinesis.
Autokinesis-Anything that can do work is energy. Your thoughts are energy. Any movement of your body is energy. Every object with mass has potential energy.
Hypnokinesis- If you are being percieved by any of the person's senses, you will be in their thoughts.
Vitakinesis- Your body naturally regenerates itself, to an extent. Otherwise you can become a geneticist and work with making hybrids of humans and starfish so we can regrow limbs.
Terrakinesis-Water plants, talk to plants, play music to plants, feed plants, give light to plants, give C02 to plants.
Quantakinesis-Smash a rock with a hammer and you have decreased the amount of matter.
Echokinesis- Talk and you have controlled sound waves. Play an instrument and you have controlled sound waves.
Sexkinesis- Find someone of the opposite sex. I also hear there are places that you can call and have the same results but long distance...that ought to work.

[This will probably be deleted, but thats ok] I don't understand why you want to learn kinesis, which would be manipulation with your mind, when you can do it already. Being alive is manipulating forces with your mind. [WARNING: Must be 18 or older to call these places]

There are a lot of threads on meditation in the normal Metaphysics forum here [Use the SEARCH feature] and there are also plenty of websites you can find on a search engine that will give you answers. Your local bookstore also should carry books on meditation and New Age material. Read as much as you can from books and other sources. Knowledge is Power, as long as you know how to use it. Otherwise it means nothing.

Nice, Raven.

You guys are jerks,and since he is a noob at this stuff you should give him a break and point him/her in the right direction for what hes looking for without all the ridicule! and, kinesis4me,meditation isn't about visulization it's about relaxing your mind and body to become more aware of the energy flow that goes on in your body.Ounce you have reached this "self awarness" and "internal calm"is when its a good time to practice just about anything (i.e. telekinesis,studying for a test ect.)Practice makes......well not perfect but better at whatever your doing.So if you are really interested in learning ESP abilities such as telekinesis,pyrokiesis,telepathy etc. just keep practicing and don't listen to all the bullcrap people give you about it.

lol, how can we NOT be jerks while talking about Sexkinesis?!

I wish I had that power

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ya ill admit he is pretty far off but instead of moking him why dont you help him so they dont embarrass themselves further.

Kinesis4me,telekinisis is the only kinisis theire is and even that is pretty skeptical on if someone can do it or not.Then again here is a pretty good website to check out:

http://psipog.net/media.php

this is pretty interesting stuff to give hope to new users of ESP abilities.

Don't forget supernatural or superhuman speed, strength, strentch, X-ray vision, invisablity, gliding or flying (levitation), heat vision, ice breath, superhuman breath, superhuman senses such as superhuman hearing, ability to talk to animals, agility, dexterity, stamnia, fighting skills, pyshic skills, and other gifts too.

I disagree.

Super-human Speed/Strength - Hooray for torn ligaments
Stretching - Bone mutilation? No.
X-Ray vision - Hooray for eye cancer! (Or some equivalent)
Inisibility - Nope.
Flying - No. That's falling.
Heat Vision - Yay for eyeball popping fun!
Ice Breath - Frostbite.. in your throat?
Superhuman Breath - It's all garlic, mate.
Senses - I doubt it, sure, some people have better x than others, but not superhuman.
Talking to Animals - Animals can be trained
Agility, stamina, fighting - All natural, just train a bit.
Psychic - Gah, Tell me what I'm thinking.

Oh, and don't forget the shape-shifting too.

i want to learn Vitakinesis and telekinesis can anyone help?

Just for the record, what exactly is vitakinesis?

Edited because I forgot this was the subforum.

It's like sexkinesis but with Vitamins, and unleasing their healthy goodness.