Hey all, new to forums and this is my first theory to post, im sure you all know the story of Jesus and his ressurection, so I wont bother refreshing your memories, but have you all heard of the Shroud of Turin, its his supposed death shroud, and which he was ressurected in, it has his body and face imposed onto it somehow.. heres a picture



Now, how the hell was this done? this makes me think of the Hiroshima A-Bomb, there were reports after the bomb that victims faces and bodies were super-imposed onto glass and other surfaces after the detonation, of course they didnt have A-bombs back when Jesus was alive.

This leads me to my theory, ALIENS! could Jesus of been a friend of Aliens, or maybe an alien himself, how did he perform these miracles? with alien technology, maybe some sort of alien force was used to bring him back to life and thats why his features are imposed onto the shroud....

Anyway, heres an old picture of Jesus with "UFO's" flying above him while he is getting crucified.



Sorry if this connection has been made before

Steve P

Also I hope I dont offend anyones faith, this isnt my intention

hey Steve, welcome to the forum

i havent heard this theory before, sounds very interesting

needs some looking into

btw, ignore the people here that are bound to tell you youre crazy, they lack an imagination

welcome to the forum steve sounds like a pretty sound theory to me I also believe ufos have something to do with the bible ..nice post

What up Steve.

I think you'll like these forms! Some people are rude but, not all of them. It's fun to read and post on. There are these moderator guys too. They watch everything you type and say!!!!
they'll probably end up moving your topic to Spirituality & Skepticism

I wanted to say hi before they find you!

Hi Steve. Great post.

I've recently read some yet bizzare mention that the Aliens actually CREATED Jesus.

Even with my simple non-intense Christian background upbringing, I find that a bit far-fetched...but I can't prove it one way or another either.

Welcome to the forum

This is actually a theory I have done a bit of contemplating on...

Here are some reasons:

1.) It would explain how Mary "magically" was pregnant without having sex...

2.) It would explain his ascension into "heaven"...

3.) It would explain his "miracles"...

4.) It wouldn't explain why I keep putting "parentheses" in every line...

5.) It would explain how he was the "son" of god... (created by the higher power of...aliens)



Those are just some things that would make some connections... Not claiming it as truth, but it is very interesting to me...

A UFO watching over the stable would explain the "star" the wise men followed to.

Its an interesting topic, although I seem to remember the turin shroud being carbon dated and the results coming back said that it was not nearly as old as jesus was supposed to be, by centuries

the problem i have with ufo paintings is either back then they had extremly vivid memories, they painted extremly fast or the ufo's stayed there to be painted


interesting theory though, i dont particulary agree but interesting

Hey guys, thanks for the great replies! I like the star thoeries, somthing I didnt consider, im quite rusty on the whole Jesus stories.

Also im not sure how carbon dating works, but is it possible the shroud was kept fresh by the same energy that ressurected Jesus?

Remember this is just a theory, im not saying I beleive this 100% but its fun to come up with idea's

Welcome Steve-P.

There's no proof that Jesus was a friend of aliens but as far as the shroud is concerned...it has been demonstrated that the same result can be achieved on cloth through different chemical compounds. Maybe not in the time of Jesus, but most likely in the time that the shroud has been dated to which was the 12th century. The chemicals needed to produce the effect on display with the shroud (the exact combination or name of these chemicals escapes me) were known to alchemists of the time though whether they knew how to employ them properly or in the way they have in modern demonstrations is unknown.

There is a theory out there that it is actually the burial shroud of a knights templar who was crucified as a form of archaic punishment when the remaining templars were executed in 1314.

It really depends on the actual date of the shroud. The only thing that throws the results of the carbon 14 dating off is the fire that damaged it around the time that it has been dated to.

In any event, the one aspect that says to me that its a fake is the very image itself. It fits too well into our modern image of Christ and there is more than a strong chance that he looked nothing like a blonde surfer from Southern California. That is strictly my opinon though.

Are you serious?

I was thinking same thing, most of the paintings ive seen are very basic and not very detailed

Welcome.
I'm surprised Lilly hasn't posted in here yet. She explains the picture.
Not everyone agrees of course but it's cool to see different ideas around here.
Cool theory, and I hope you enjoy your stay here.

That is what I like about this forum aswell,and that is why I think its somewhat closed minded to tell our new friend Steve to ignore all posts to the contrary.
As a believer of science I would be happy to change my mind when faced with new and better data,I would never stick to a theory/fact just because I "made it mine" over the years.

There is some gnostic writing along the lines of Jesus arrived at earth in a ship of light, an energy being that chose a human body to inhabit as he circled over earth or such in a sphere.

Maybe a gnostic (if there is one) who posts could find the corrected passage and post it for you.

Maybe I shouldn't have read this first thing in the morning.... WTH? Please explain, my brain isn't functioning correctly right now to even guess what you are talking about...

Gnostic gospels from Egypt.

Oh ok... See, I told you I should've waited to wake up more first...lol

<{ Slaps Mind Freak }> Are you up??? <{ Slaps him again }> Wake up!

About the shroud, I recently saw a documentary where an artist had a theory that DaVinci created it, and that it's actually the very first photograph. Supposedly DaVinci used sunlight reflecting off of a mannequin/statue into a small hole in a dark tent-like structure containing the shroud, and basically burned the image onto it. He even recreated it. It was pretty convincing

A quote from Jesus:
But he continued, "You are from below; I am from above. You are of this world; I am not of this world.
John 8:22-24

Friend to some, enemy to others.











Then the plans fell dramaticly for the dark Lizzies, as humanity is given one more chance to see.. .

As you can see, I'm even newer at this than you are. It's a good theory. You know, there are more old (religious) paintings besides this one that show strange flying objects in the background. If I find some oneline, I'll post them.

Something I always wondered. You know the halo's that they always show angels having? Maybe that was the painters interpretation of a space helmet of some kind? I don't know.

Odd that the Winter Games are in Italy this year, sorta fits the Secret????????? in some way maybe.

just had to say, steve this is a sweet post, and welcome to UM. and a good quote by 49erscout. didnt even think about that one.

Thanks for the great welcome all am really enjoying the site