What would you do if an alien tried to threaten you

Tried to threaten me? What I would do would depend on whether or not the alien succeeded.

If an alien did threaten me, then I would report him/her to the local authorities.

I would cough at it, eat earth germs you a-hole

A human bite is not as bad as the komodo dragon's, but it is definitely one of the worst ones.

Like threatened me how? With words? Weapons?

Pass my wallet and watch etc....

Report the incident at the Police station, and apply for compensation especially as I am covered on my household insurance.

Finally phone the sun, and acquire CCTV footage to back up my claim before going onto a series of talk shows.

Quite a money spinner

^That made me laugh.

I'd still like to know what specific threats the alien would make, so that I can give a proper response.

I doubt anyone has any choice in 'knowing' it was a threat until it was too late..or after 'abduction' - this was always the problem... Unless you have telepathic contact with them, in which case if you didn't get along with them, well.... I doubt they would threaten you, they would probably put heads together & just be like ' were outta here '...

If you encounter an alien one on one what would you do?

Well, I'd probably be too shocked and scared to do anything, but once I regained composure and realized the alien meant me harm I would try to kill it, take the body on worldwide television, and finally expose the coverup.

kill it

if an alien threatened me i would kill it or at least mortally wound it

If an alien threaten me then i would kick her in the balls
lol jk
but i would say you got no power over me! And i would say I know who the creator is
but i wonder if it would know i'm lying...

Well, if it looked like this (see below) I'd SQUISH it!!!!

Found here NOW on a web cam in Stevenson, Washington:
http://www.saw.net/scenic/image.jpg (you can refresh the page every 5 seconds for update on it) I believe their TIME is set wrong as it is well past 3pm here.

LOL *hates big spiders!*

In case you miss image of him.. here is one I just took now:

this depends on where i saw "the alien". if it were in my home, without announcing itself, well, i'd probably react the way i would if an intruder where in my home. if it were in a more public venue, i would look at him/her like i would any other stranger on the street , except in this case, perhaps gauk a lot longer. but in the end, i'd move on doing what i was doing, with the greatest experience of my life lol i wouldnt bother him/her further, because i know if it were me i wouldn't like to be hounded like that, because eventually it'd turn violent, which is probably what would happen anyways. human beings are a very violent bunch. so.... but like all things i wont know till it happens. but im pretty comfortable with the idea of alien beings, i have no fears about it to start. i'd have to wait and see if they were hostile or friendly.

tazer it and then run!

it would get a good "talking" too

LOL killing aliens.. let's just say if hostile aliens came to us, they must be highly intelligent beings and would probably just vaporize our planet before even thinking about stepping on it... and im pretty sure it wouldnt be like the movie Independence Day..

(thinks about the dude who flew a jet inside the mothership and blew it up )

or..... *thinks bout war of the worlds and aliens that dropped from lightning and died from lack of immunity )


now, assuming if the aliens are half-minded dimwits.. then .. I guess the best I could do is ask for peace.. unless it wanted to take over the world .. in which case I would most likely take a baseball bat and beat ... again and again... until it yelled "ET go home" in mercy.

If an alien tried to threaten me... I'd eat it. Well, first I'd kill it with a plastic spork, douse it in ketchup, pop it in the microwave for a few minutes, then eat it. If it's too big to eat then hey, I got tommorrow's dinner all planned out.

Wishfull thinking that we
could be able to do anything.

If we accepted the fact they were real we mightoff been able to overturn our either allien run governments or less likely completely arrogant and incopetent and start thinking how to defend our selves against them,instead we wasted our time thinking/wondering if they were real which was precisely what they wanted us to do.

I'd run for my life. Of course that probably wouldn't work, given that they seem to have psychic powers to paralyse you. If I were somehow in the position where I could cause one physical harm and I had to to defend myself, I guess I'd do the same things I'd do with a person. Grab a sharp or blunt object or a gun if it was there, and do what I could.

I would inject it with heroin and they will keep comming back and take my orders andi could rule the world muahhahha

an alien could use a mind control program on you and make you kill yourself ....thats how they operate

i agree with genocide. baseball bat its ass like in Signs. but only if they meant to harm us.

punch him in the eye, then push them down and run like the wind

I would call my girlfriend to protect me. She can be quite vicious.

Depends on the ailien`s type, build, combat experience and whether it had a weapon or not.

I`d probably freeze up in fright, but... If it came down to a hand to hand thing with a gray, Im alost positive that i`d take em pretty easily. (no mind control tricks allowed)

They seem suspetable to the jab, so i`d triple up my jab and round kick it`s thighs and knee joint. A few hooks to the body should slow it down too.

Then when it would be dazed from eating all those jabs and straight rights or could`nt stand from the leg kicks, I would then pull a duck under-go behind straight into a rear naked choke or a neck crank and he`d never see the next round.

I am about to tell a Space Alien Story and while I can't prove any of it is true its true to me because I lived through it.

Back in the Mid-Eighties when I first began working as a Channel for Spirit many Spirits visited me including relatives and others who identified themselves as Guides.

I was very excited about exploring the Universe to see what I could receive and as time went on more and more things came to me from what one identified as Universal Mind.

I got all sorts of Information, and this is a preview to the Space Alien Story but it all graduated from one thing to another.

One evening as I was mediating awake (Back then I would go to my darkened bedroom right after supper cleanup and spend hours Meditating to see what information would come to me.)

I closed my eyes that night and looked to the corner of my room near the window and I saw three strange saucer eyed beings that appeared to be clothless but still the way they were supposed to be.

They had large saucer eyes and no hair anywhere on their body that I could see.
They appeared to be Doctors and I gathered that from the thoughts they were projecting to me and the way they were standing around looking at me.

They disappeared as suddenly as they had appeared and I went back to talking to relatives and others in the Spirit World who also quite shocked at the appearance of these beings.

I forgot all about it until a week or so later when these three appeared again and informed me that they were studying me for research purposes.

Then one approached my bed and appeared to put a needle into the base of my Brain and Groin and although they were not quite human and I could not see the Needle I could feel it going into the base of my brain and my Groin and I could feel the Pain.

They said they were collecting samples to use in experiments.

shortly after that after I had written some of this down one of them spoke from somewhere in the Universe in an Angry voice and said I should tear up all the notes which I quickly did.

However after thinking about it for a time I decided what happened was also important to Earth Research and I wrote everything down again and sent it out and before I knew it Space Alien Stories were appearing in Tabloids and the Like and there were pictures of the Little Space men that I had described on the fronts of Tabloids.

I never sent those Pictures to the Tabloids but someone may have breached security and given them to a Tabloid?

Or perhaps the pictures in the Tabloids were gotten from someone else who had seen the same thing and then when I sent my Pictures out perhaps it was time to put some of it into a Tabloid so no one would believe it tio be real?

After that I began to meditate all the time to see just what else would happen to me and one night I saw Satellites floating in outerspace and again I drew the pictures and sent them off and soon there were pictures in our local Newspaper and the same Pictures appeared and it said until then the Satellites had been top secret and now it was time to reveal them.

That was back in the Mid Eighties.

Were they ready to reveal the Satellites and Declassify them or did I as a Psychic pick up Top Secret Information that had to be declassified after i drew the pictures and sent them out?

To continue with more on what I got back then.

One night I appeared to be listening to a strange voice from High in the Universe and it appeared to be coming from a Space Craft which was looking down on Planet Earth and the Voice said something about Humans and Animals.

(insert cartman voice) I'd kick em in the nuts!

The New Zealand defence forces have made a HUGE machine of war,,,, a round face with about 25 mini guns on it and missile banks on the side...I DONT KNOW WHY NEW ZEALAND NEEDED THIS BUT GOD DAMB WE CAN USE IT !

Greet it none the less. It has diplomatic immunity, dammit!

I would talk things out.