If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
What disease did cured ham have?
Why do we say we "slept like a baby", when babies wake up every hour and a half?
Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
Instead of "All thing in moderation", shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!" ?
Why is it hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very very slowly?
When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
If everyone of Earth lost 5 pounds at the same time, would that throw the Earth out of it's orbit?
What color hair do bald men put on their driver's liscense?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do you put garments in a suitcase, and suits in a garment bag?
When two airplanes nearly collide, why is it called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the "Keep Off The Grass" sign get there in the first place?

Funny, but poetic (sorta), eh?

seems that you're young, and are going through that phase when you're curios about the world.

hehehehe that's a good one! good job!

oh heck yeah, i'm young!
Young at heart, that is...

, , ......Wait a minute.