mcginty
Sep 10 2003, 05:46 AM
People have described using several methods of ridding themselve of the unwanted beings. The use of Samuri mind, visioning protective white light and using orgone devices. I hope the following information will help people and hopefully others will share their experiences.
The first one, Samuri mind involves moving the body through unconscious movements. The idea is to move so your enemy cannot read or predict your mind. This is simular to playing a video game and reacting without putting thought into it. The grays seem to be telepathic and take charge of your movements. If you could move with out them telling you to I believe this would throw them for a loop and leave you alone.
The second method is visualizing white protective light. This is done by visualizing a white light surrounding your whole body. In color therapy white is believed to be the color of protection. I have found this method to be very useful in ridding unwanted entities at night while sleeping. One night I felt the presense of something menacing enter my room. The next second my bed sheet flew over my head and a bright light filled the room. My body felt like it was being beaten from all sides. Immediately I imagined white light covering me. As I did the attact stopped. This was the first time I have stopped one of these attacts at night.
The last method is using an orgone device. The energy emmitted from these devices are supposedly dangerous to alien enitities while helpful in curing human health. I have not tried this yet but since I have created one of these simple devices nothing has bothered me. To find out more info on orgone just use a search engine. I think you will find it very interesting especially dealing with the paranormal.
If you have had any strange experiences like this please reply or add a method that you have used.
greychupa
Sep 10 2003, 07:22 AM
Are you really being visited by aliens for several times ??!! Whew....must be freaky..How on earth can you still sleep at night ??
snuffypuffer
Sep 10 2003, 09:48 PM
When alien entities hit my house, I order pizza and break out a six pack. We watch Elimi-Date and talk about boys we like until curfew, when they go back to their mothership, which has these groovy ground effects.
I'm sorry, but there's already been a thread about protecting yourself from alien abductions, and the responses weren't much better than this one. You'll find that the bs detector among the users on this forum is set rather high, MgGinty, and you're liable to get a whole lot more sarcastic responses. And on that note....
.....white light, white light, white light, white light.....
spyro_86
Sep 10 2003, 11:44 PM
I don't use mind methods. I can't become paralyzed. I just get the pins and needles feeling all over my body and my body hurts when I move. I move despite the fact that my body seems to not want to. I keep my bat or katana near me. I just try to hurt them. That makes them go away most of the time.
Nintendork
Sep 10 2003, 11:56 PM
| QUOTE (snuffypuffer @ Sep 10 2003, 09:48 PM) |
We watch Elimi-Date and talk about boys we like until curfew
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umm... your avatar says u r a male
thepsychoticseaotter
Sep 11 2003, 12:20 AM
I protect myself with a 12 gauge.
snuffypuffer
Sep 11 2003, 02:59 PM
| QUOTE (DarkStar @ Sep 10 2003, 11:56 PM) |
| QUOTE (snuffypuffer @ Sep 10 2003, 09:48 PM) | We watch Elimi-Date and talk about boys we like until curfew
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umm... your avatar says u r a male
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I am, dude, it were a joke.
Engulf
Sep 11 2003, 04:07 PM
i have my baseball bat right beside my bed,just in case...
seeking
Sep 21 2003, 08:16 AM
anyone ever think about maybe asking them to leave you alone in a nice peaceful manner?
but on another note i would love to just get in a fight with a grey one on one, no ray guns, no telepathy, just me and it
DarkSoul
Sep 27 2003, 05:38 PM
i will blast the aliens with an ak47!!!
I-SETI
Oct 9 2003, 10:19 PM
This might seem kinda unusal but i keep a BB gun, Two bullwhips, a Sword and two daggers hanging abouve my bed on the wall. Like i was saying id probly be taken to fast from trying to dicide on what to use.
colorless
Oct 10 2003, 01:16 AM
All I have is a wrench.
theSOURCE
Oct 10 2003, 01:23 AM
I use the power of not believing in alien abductions. It works every time.
reese2
Oct 10 2003, 01:31 AM
Uhhh, yeah...... Maybe we should first establish Alien abductions as something that really happens, before we decide we are now fighting them.... Now everyone, double your dosage!!!
(Dumb ass thread, and moving right along now.......

)
Reese
mcginty
Oct 10 2003, 01:50 AM
Here Reese this site is for you. The helmet hat that keeps aliens from reading your mind.
LINK
I-SETI
Oct 10 2003, 01:53 AM
LoL
reese2
Oct 10 2003, 01:53 AM
OK, another great link... Thanks....
I don't need to see anymore, ok? I just hope you aren't sitting there, wondering why your thread isn't being taken seriously.
That is no mystery................
Reese
thepsychoticseaotter
Oct 10 2003, 03:12 AM
the best way to fight the abduction is:
1 alien enters room you grab him by the face and remove the rubber mask your dumbass brother is wearing.
2 slap him into next week
3 go back to bed.
reese2
Oct 10 2003, 03:13 AM
OK, that made me laugh out loud!!!! I just envisioned my sister, and pranks we used to play on each other... Damn siblings!!!!
AustralianAbductee
Oct 10 2003, 03:20 PM
You CANNOT stop abductions.
Well, unless you kill yourself.
All you can do is ACCEPT. If you ACCEPT then you will forfeit the side-effects of abduction. Fear, confusion, anger and depression.
These people that sell these ANTI-ABDUCTION helmets are frauds. They are preying on your weaknesses.
If you are an abductee then you have been selected to become part of their program. As humans we have NO KNOWN way to stop these super-intelligent beings.
ACCEPTANCE will make them less painful. ACCEPTANCE will make you less scared and less damagefull to YOURSELF.
Again I say, it is impossible to stop. Just learn to accept, it will make this shitty experience a little easier to handle.
AA
AustralianAbductee
Oct 10 2003, 03:28 PM
Oh by the way...
The jokes of "shooting them with an AK-47 or Shotgun" ....
If it was possible I'm certain I WOULD do that.
They are not an enemy. They are so highly advanced that we cannot even CLASS them as an enemy.
We have no chance against them.
Its like staging a fight between a human and an ant.... would the ant win ?. We are ants to them. We are powerless and that is the hardest thing to accept as an Abductee.
Really, jokes are good... but I dont think this alien forum should be about jokes.
There is nothing funny about abductions.
AA
Isanguard
Oct 10 2003, 04:54 PM
AustralianAbductee
Oct 11 2003, 02:44 AM
| QUOTE (Isanguard @ Oct 10 2003, 04:54 PM) |
Hmmm......alien abduction become incresing each year...What are they learning from human by abduction them...
 |
Maybe not an increase in abductions but a increase in awareness.
The internet has provided a network where alot of abductees can talk to each other. The internet gives you a safe medium to discuss your abductions. People read and become aware.
AA
thepsychoticseaotter
Oct 11 2003, 02:56 AM
| QUOTE |
| The internet has provided a network where alot of abductees can talk to each other. The internet gives you a safe medium to discuss your abductions. People read and become aware. |
And the net also allows for hoaxes lies and half-truthes...me personally I think the little grey things are a myth. They don't exsist and the "abductions" that are reported are either lies or evidence of a possible demonic force hiding as the greys.
But aliens abducting and playing with the rectums of just a select few no way I'd believe a government conspircy over that....
spyro_86
Oct 12 2003, 06:29 AM
Oh I forgot to add I also sleep with 2 pocket knives with me. AustralianAbductee you can get rid of them. You just need to react quicker. The best weapon is a single handed one. Like the pocket knife I have that is single hand operated, it has like a small stick that lets you flip it out with your thumb. I attach it to my hand with a rubber band. If I feel like they're in my room or coming, I open it up and stab into the darkness until I turn on the light. After that I always grab my katana and bat and sweep the house. If I don't do that I can't sleep again.
mcginty
Oct 12 2003, 07:01 AM
AA why except defeat? You did not choose to be abducted. It shouldn't be their desicion to abduct you and mess with your family. Stick up for yourself. By letting them get into your head they will win. Learn to block out their psycic attacks. They may have super technology but it is runned by their minds, if you block that then they cannot abduct you. You know they use telepathy to communitcate, visualize a brick wall around you, a wall that nothing can penatrate, not even a bomb, you will notice they will not be able to control you.
There are devices you can create to strengthen your psycic shield. Go to a search engine and look up Orgone, these are inexpensive devices that are easy to create. Also buy a large magnet the more powerfull the better. If you can get a 2 inch square rare earth magnet and place it on your nightstand or bed board it will interferre with the Greys. They are highly sensitive to magnetic fields. Plus if you don't try you will never know if it works.
Why be a victim for the rest of your life?
thepsychoticseaotter
Oct 12 2003, 02:16 PM
| QUOTE (spyro_86 @ Oct 12 2003, 01:29 AM) |
| Oh I forgot to add I also sleep with 2 pocket knives with me. AustralianAbductee you can get rid of them. You just need to react quicker. The best weapon is a single handed one. Like the pocket knife I have that is single hand operated, it has like a small stick that lets you flip it out with your thumb. I attach it to my hand with a rubber band. If I feel like they're in my room or coming, I open it up and stab into the darkness until I turn on the light. After that I always grab my katana and bat and sweep the house. If I don't do that I can't sleep again. |
It's sad to see the number of pets and relatives and the occasional friend that spyro has either hospitalized or sent to the great funland in the sky by this behavior.
Unexplained Mysteries does not endorse random beating of anything...we just endorse random beatings of aliens......

(yeah like I'm an authoroity on anything...)
snuffypuffer
Oct 13 2003, 01:46 PM
Well, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that AA is experiencing something that's not quite normal. There has to be something happening to these people, or there would be nothing for the doofi (is that the plural of doofus? That's the standard plural of nouns ending in -us or -is, right? Really, who cares?) to run into the ground. But the vast amount of dreck prevents me from believing abduction experiences as actual alien encounters 98 percent of the time. I believe that something's happening to our friend here, but I'm not gonna bite and say it's aliens. Anyhow, that's about all I have to say for now.
Exterminance
Nov 18 2003, 01:01 PM
| QUOTE (spyro_86 @ Oct 12 2003, 05:29 AM) |
| Oh I forgot to add I also sleep with 2 pocket knives with me. AustralianAbductee you can get rid of them. You just need to react quicker. The best weapon is a single handed one. Like the pocket knife I have that is single hand operated, it has like a small stick that lets you flip it out with your thumb. I attach it to my hand with a rubber band. If I feel like they're in my room or coming, I open it up and stab into the darkness until I turn on the light. After that I always grab my katana and bat and sweep the house. If I don't do that I can't sleep again. |
Something Awful seems to have taken note of you...
saxcatz
Nov 19 2003, 01:40 AM
| QUOTE (Exterminance @ Nov 18 2003, 04:01 AM) |
| QUOTE (spyro_86 @ Oct 12 2003, 05:29 AM) | | Oh I forgot to add I also sleep with 2 pocket knives with me. AustralianAbductee you can get rid of them. You just need to react quicker. The best weapon is a single handed one. Like the pocket knife I have that is single hand operated, it has like a small stick that lets you flip it out with your thumb. I attach it to my hand with a rubber band. If I feel like they're in my room or coming, I open it up and stab into the darkness until I turn on the light. After that I always grab my katana and bat and sweep the house. If I don't do that I can't sleep again. |
Something Awful seems to have taken note of you... |
As much as I LOATHE that site, I feel that this thread belongs there.
*yawn*
mcginty
Nov 19 2003, 03:01 AM
| QUOTE (Exterminance @ Nov 18 2003, 12:01 PM) |
| QUOTE (spyro_86 @ Oct 12 2003, 05:29 AM) | | Oh I forgot to add I also sleep with 2 pocket knives with me. AustralianAbductee you can get rid of them. You just need to react quicker. The best weapon is a single handed one. Like the pocket knife I have that is single hand operated, it has like a small stick that lets you flip it out with your thumb. I attach it to my hand with a rubber band. If I feel like they're in my room or coming, I open it up and stab into the darkness until I turn on the light. After that I always grab my katana and bat and sweep the house. If I don't do that I can't sleep again. |
Something Awful seems to have taken note of you... |
How friggan wierd is that! Another Forum using our posts as propaganda.
Fluffybunny
Nov 28 2003, 04:38 PM
| QUOTE (spyro_86 @ Oct 11 2003, 09:29 PM) |
| If I feel like they're in my room or coming, I open it up and stab into the darkness until I turn on the light. |
Several things come to mind when I read your post;
1. I hope that your are left alone by these creatures so that you don't have to deal with fear like that anymore.
2. I would hope that you do not have a house cat or any other nocturnal pet. For the pets safety. "What ever happened to Snowball anyway?"
3. I bet the waving knife thing would really take the shine off of a S.O. making you an early morning breakfast in bed. "good morning sweety, I made you...WOW, OUCH!" Kung foo scene ensues...
I am sorry to make jest at your expense, forgive me...
moe eubleck
Nov 29 2003, 01:49 AM
ah yes Grays, they have the nasty habbit of entering households uninvited. There are methods I employ. It doesnt get rid of them , but it does tend to annoy them.
1. The old bucket of water over the doorway trick. I use this one all the time. The idiots keep falling for. Fill the bucket with a mixture of lemon juice, tabasco sauce and canned oysters. Makes em think twice before opening your bedroom door again. Since they dont have eyelids, they brew goes right in and starts doin damage. Dont worry about the smell. Its just there so he gets made fun of once he returns to the mother ship.
2. Place a shovel in a random area of the yard. When the shovel head is stepped on , the handle always smacks em in the face. Good for a few laughs.
3. Buy a costume of a Gray. Go to sleep in it. You will wake up surrounded by a bunch of Grays scratching their heads in confusion.
4. Grays are always on schedule.Set the alarm clock on full blast to the exact time when they arrive. Make sure it is on a 70s rock station for the full effect. Laugh and point at them as they jump.
5. Eat alot of beans before bed. Once on board their ship ,let it all out.
6. Distract them by offering vodka. When they are drunk, drive them to an adult novelties store and leave them there.
These are just a few things Moe has done to the Grays. Just remember, you can only fool a Gray once. the key is to always be one step ahead of them. Enjoy!
thefirstman
Nov 29 2003, 02:03 AM
Socol
Nov 29 2003, 02:51 AM
With all these "

abductions" why hasn't anyone caught them on tape or just plain caught them?
mcginty
Nov 29 2003, 03:06 AM
Damn Moe I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!
Moe have you ever tried Crisco on tile floor? Or Honey all over your body so when you go into the mothership everything gets all sticky?
PsychicPenguin
Dec 11 2003, 05:32 AM
Make sure that your car is also magnetically shielded. That way it still works when there is a UFO arround.
Engulf
Dec 11 2003, 09:21 AM
dantheman2435
Dec 12 2003, 01:36 AM
Some ways to kill the "Greys" are to decapitate them, burn them, or use a super sonic sound wave! but why kill em? hold him/her hostage and show it to your friends.
the ways to kill "leeches" are to squash them, burn em, or BLOW EM TO VALLHALLA WITH A GUN!
moe eubleck
Dec 12 2003, 02:34 AM
I see , dantheman2435. And do your parents know about your problem with leeches?
dantheman2435
Dec 12 2003, 04:04 PM
Moe you are the best
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hereonce
Dec 21 2003, 05:37 AM
| QUOTE (Socol @ Nov 29 2003, 01:51 AM) |
With all these " abductions" why hasn't anyone caught them on tape or just plain caught them? |
I used to be abducted as a kid (4 - 5 years old) and to be honest with you, the first thing you think about when you see a "gray" infront of you is to run away screaming, but the thing is that I couldn't do neither of those things, because I became paralized and the only thing I was able to move were my eye balls. I really did try to scream as loud as I could, but I couldn't. It's like a mouse having a rattlesnake looking straight into his eyes, but the mouse is so scared that he can't even move. I guess the only way to catch one on tape is to have hidden cameras all over the place.
anyway, why are they called "grays"?...what I saw was pale (white).
dantheman2435
Dec 21 2003, 08:46 PM
An abduction is the strangest things to happen, usally the abductee feels paralyzed, and then they feel a wierd sensation....
they scan us for some reason
moe eubleck
Dec 21 2003, 09:00 PM
Moe wonders how many people they are going to scan before getting the info they need. One would figure that after so many reported abductions, the aliens would be able make an educated guess.
Arent they highly advanced?
Great Big Sea
Dec 22 2003, 03:24 AM
You know what I would do to fight of a alien abduction? I would take out my boxing gloves and then POW! Hit the alien dude right in the face! Ah Ha! Let's see who tries to come to my house now!
-Notice the sarcasim?
Happy Holidays
dantheman2435
Dec 22 2003, 08:07 PM
| QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Dec 21 2003, 08:00 PM) |
Moe wonders how many people they are going to scan before getting the info they need. One would figure that after so many reported abductions, the aliens would be able make an educated guess. Arent they highly advanced? |
I belive Aliens abduct people to implant DNA so they will live on inside us, Some people think the Greys are nearly exctict
moe eubleck
Dec 22 2003, 08:20 PM
hmmm. well that would explain why I lose control of my limbs at times....
dantheman2435
Dec 22 2003, 08:43 PM
| QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Dec 22 2003, 07:20 PM) |
| hmmm. well that would explain why I lose control of my limbs at times.... |
LOL HA HA HA!!!!111!!!one!!!!onehundredeleven
Well anyway yeah moe, I bet you were captured by aliens when you fell off the bridge
moe eubleck
Dec 22 2003, 09:47 PM
The grays are none too fond of Moe. The last time they came , Moe was disguised as a MIB.
Moe also makes for an annoying backseat driver. This has brought down many of thier saucers.
It is unlikely they will return for Moe.
man_in_mudboots
Dec 28 2003, 11:48 PM
| QUOTE (I-SETI @ Oct 9 2003, 09:19 PM) |
| This might seem kinda unusal but i keep a BB gun, Two bullwhips, a Sword and two daggers hanging abouve my bed on the wall. |
not at all. our family has 16 guns downstairs and maybe 10 upstairs. plus more knives and swords than are worth counting. but not to guard against aliens. but i cant emagine what a BB gun would do besides minorly bruise them.
some people say they hate cats. i dont know much else, but they definantly hate cats.
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