QUOTE(MK ULTRA @ Feb 23 2006, 07:25 PM) [snapback]1075911[/snapback]
Tried to chat up Keira Knightley.

lol, how?
I'm still a teen, but I seem to bring out the stupidity in people

Ok, a few of my friends, Cliff and Chris, are rather gulable...not gulable, more that they would do ANYTHING for a laugh. So, one day, we were out on a wharf, and we said to Chris, " We'll give you money if you jump in the harbour...so, $40 dollars latter, he does it. Now, this doesn't seem bad, but if you only knew all the sewage that went into our harbour
Another time, I said "Cliff, punch yourself in the stomach". He says, what will you give me. I reply with nothing, yet he does it anyway...so hard infact, that he knocked the wind out of himself.
Yet another time, I dared him to take a bite out of a small pink glue stick. we went throught the same thing, I payed him nothing, and he took the bite, and ate it. Then, just for the sake of doing it, he ate the rest of it.
The best, was yesterday. See, in school we all hang out in this big open space atop a stairwell. So, I said, 'Someone should jump those staris'....theres about....15-20 staris, with on about 4 - 5 feet of room to land before you hit the wall. Oddly, niether of my large group would do it.
Along comes Kyle, just in from outside. His older brother has a reputation for doing crazy stunts, and it so happens that he had jumped these stairs on numerous occasions. So, Kyle walks up the stairs, and Cliffs simply says "Kyle, jump those stairs...your brother did it!". Not to be outdone, Kyle jumped them.
He cleared them, but the landing was....not so good. When he touched the floor, his wet sneakers slipped, and he went backwards, hitting hard. His feet slid under teh radiator, he hurt his hand a bit, almost hit his head, and gave himself a rather large bruise on his...er...buttocks. All we did was stand around and laugh, but he laughed, and was ok.